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# Not the time, nor the place...
...but I know one of u guys could help me!

Basically, I need to make a website that is used to sell Novelty ID Cards. I have got Dreamweaver MX, but am not very profficient!!!

The aim is to send an automatic conformation e-mail to orders, perhaps having online payment possibilities, and maybe photo uploads. If u have any suggestions I'd love some response.... Otherwise. Thanks 4 ur time :-D
(dasman30, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 19:38, archived)
# "Novelty" ID cards indeed.
To enable underage folk to buy "Novelty" alcohol in "Novelty" offies and bars, by any remote chance?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 19:42, archived)
# well
how else are we gonna get it?

hang on, on my last trip to london, i got asked to prove i was under 18 at a museum-typey place and got into 18filum and booze no problem

edit: that only really makes sense if you know i'm 15
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 19:43, archived)
# I was
just thinking that exact same thing!
(I helped save b3ta! DontHaveAClue, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 19:46, archived)
# on the plus side
the less scallies hanging around the offie threatening me when i don't buy them white lightning the better, thank you.

'angon a minute! wouldn't you have to pay by credit card in order to do it online? the thot plickens...
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 19:50, archived)
# yeah i would have thought so
maybe thats when the stolen credit card numbers are used :)
(I helped save b3ta! DontHaveAClue, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 19:52, archived)
# aha!
we have a marvellous invention nowadays - solo.

it's basically switch for kids, and it means i can blow all the little money i have on amazon
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 19:53, archived)
# Solo
is used by the scags we get at work to buy games. Although there 30-odd, they just can't get credit. Solo is the answer.
(Choaderboy, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 20:39, archived)
# oooh, make your own!
I did, back in them dim and distant days...
kids today, you've got no initiative.
/end boring old fart
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 19:50, archived)
# ahhh well
i have a plastic card maker u see, so it's all good an' proper. the existing website is as www.photo-id.co.uk i really want to improve it though.... Help!
(dasman30, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 19:53, archived)
# oh bollocks
can't believe i gave the wrong address to my website. it's www.id-shop.co.uk ahhh better!
(dasman30, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 19:56, archived)
# Hmmm....
Surely faking NUS and National ID cards has a slightly illegal tinge to it?
(I helped save b3ta! grinfish redux I can remember when all this were eels, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 20:10, archived)
# and the usage
doesn't?
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 20:12, archived)
# my only reservation
is that this makes it look like the bods who run b3ta condone this stuff, and (while we've all been there) we wanna avoid trubble... right?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 20:28, archived)
# ah, who cares?
we're fucked on a million counts of copyright infringement, a million counts of libel and one count of stalking already =)
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 20:50, archived)