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Hellooo Ladies!!

And the best part for you is, I'm not taken!!

(Kimbo, Tue 8 Jan 2002, 1:39, archived)

no thanks.

(

Wifey, Tue 8 Jan 2002, 3:25, archived)

It's still..

wayy cleaner than this:
http://www.80110x.com/images/jtbnc.jpg

(Kimbo, Tue 8 Jan 2002, 3:29, archived)

And that's..

just the edited version

(Kimbo, Tue 8 Jan 2002, 3:32, archived)

Not the point.

When will you boys learn that dicks aren't attractive - they just look very silly?

(

Wifey, Tue 8 Jan 2002, 3:44, archived)

I admit that..

penises (plural?) aren't attractive. That's why I like women...no penises most of the time

(Kimbo, Tue 8 Jan 2002, 3:47, archived)

Yay! We agree they're silly looking

Not that I don't like them or anything... I think I'll stop now...

(

Wifey, Tue 8 Jan 2002, 3:51, archived)

Didn't mean..

to post somethin' offensive in the first place. Sorry 'bout that.

(Kimbo, Tue 8 Jan 2002, 3:55, archived)

It's not offensive

just silly. Shouldn't you be in bed or something? What time is it?

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Wifey, Tue 8 Jan 2002, 4:01, archived)

Oohhh..

It's about 2:15. I wake up at 6 and stay at school till 10pm, possibly with a nap somewhere in between. I still have math homework. Oh well.

(Kimbo, Tue 8 Jan 2002, 4:10, archived)

Nighty...

night.

(Kimbo, Tue 8 Jan 2002, 4:11, archived)

at school?

fucking hell, Geez, you must have had a hard life, you look about 30!

(Nacho, Tue 8 Jan 2002, 6:06, archived)

You are

such a lovely person Nacho. first its lip caterpillar remarks and now this.

(twelveways, Tue 8 Jan 2002, 6:14, archived)

Believe it or not I was once a spritely teenage girlie

and boys with top lip bum fluff are scarey. They either
a) don't realise they're going through puberty and need to start shaving.
b) are too scared to ask their mum/dad to buy them a razor next time they're at the supermarket
c) haven't even noticed what's going on on their face
d) actually think they look cool and attractive with a "lip caterpiller" as you put it.
What ever one of the above it is, it ain't gonna go in their cherry breaking favour.
Blimey....I am being a bit harsh today. Someone agree with me on this one PLEASE I'm sure I'm right.
And as for Captain Kimbo, I didn't say he was munting, I thought he was asthetically pleasing to the eye - I was just shocked he was at school. He makes me feel like a letchy old bint. Mmmm small boys jumpers for goalposts....would you like to see some puppies, Captain K?

(Nacho, Tue 8 Jan 2002, 7:10, archived)

Well said Nacho

I agree.

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Wifey, Tue 8 Jan 2002, 7:15, archived)

Can I

see your puppies?

(weirdo)

(twelveways, Tue 8 Jan 2002, 7:16, archived)

yayoose

(Nacho, Tue 8 Jan 2002, 7:43, archived)

yay

Made my day :o)

(twelveways, Tue 8 Jan 2002, 8:00, archived)

He's just American

Don't they stay at school until they're about 30?

(

Wifey, Tue 8 Jan 2002, 6:22, archived)

Yeah

or until they go on a Marilyn Manson fuelled rampage.

(twelveways, Tue 8 Jan 2002, 6:26, archived)

It's not fair

I'm not yet 30 and I want to be at school. Potato prints is so much more fun.

(james, Tue 8 Jan 2002, 7:09, archived)

I don't think my brain could retain

enough information to pass 9 GCSE's anymore. I have destroyed far too many brain cells since I left school.

(Nacho, Tue 8 Jan 2002, 7:17, archived)

GCSE's?

Don't you mean 'O' levels. Am I the only one around here who's that old?

(

Wifey, Tue 8 Jan 2002, 7:23, archived)

you're not
*sigh*

(

flibz, Tue 8 Jan 2002, 7:56, archived)

Unfortunately :)

(

chthonic, Tue 8 Jan 2002, 8:00, archived)

missed 'em by

a couple of years

(Nacho, Tue 8 Jan 2002, 8:38, archived)

Hell no!

Did my o'levels in 1981 or summat.

(

witchy is covered in BEES, Tue 8 Jan 2002, 9:27, archived)

That's exactly why I

went for potato prints. My head is far to fried to handle GCSE chemistry again

(james, Tue 8 Jan 2002, 7:28, archived)

Isnt

the plural of penis, Penii?

(twelveways, Tue 8 Jan 2002, 4:47, archived)

nope

im sure its penis'

(rik, Tue 8 Jan 2002, 7:11, archived)