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[challenge entry] Hmmm...

From the If Cats ruled the World challenge. See all 530 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! DancesWithWeezils, Fri 13 Jun 2003, 14:12, archived)
# yay!
the board is full of kittens.
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Fri 13 Jun 2003, 14:12, archived)
# They are tigers though
...
(I helped save b3ta! .90Nz0., Fri 13 Jun 2003, 14:14, archived)
# yay
the board is full of felines

woo to an excellent piccie :)
(I helped save b3ta! anno domini hiatus, Fri 13 Jun 2003, 14:15, archived)
# Tigers...
...are just big kittens.

Big kittens that could kill and eat you - unklike normal sized kittens that can just fatally wound you.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Fri 13 Jun 2003, 14:15, archived)
# I play bass
and I'm dead good at it
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Fri 13 Jun 2003, 14:17, archived)
# who are your influences?
(funkylins, Fri 13 Jun 2003, 14:20, archived)
# the voodoos
and whoopee cushions
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Fri 13 Jun 2003, 14:22, archived)
# the whoopee
cushions sound crap!!
(funkylins, Fri 13 Jun 2003, 14:27, archived)
# i like your hairstyle
what do you call that?
(I helped save b3ta! anno domini hiatus, Fri 13 Jun 2003, 14:21, archived)
# Graham
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Fri 13 Jun 2003, 14:22, archived)
# That's like saying
Monkeys are small humans.

(I helped save b3ta! .90Nz0., Fri 13 Jun 2003, 14:18, archived)
# 5 out of 6 scientists
agree

approx 0.04% fact
(I helped save b3ta! jme, Fri 13 Jun 2003, 14:19, archived)
# Hang on,
"Tigers are just big kittens"

"Monkeys are small humans"

Hmmmmm, no, both sentences sound different, using some different vowels and words.
You sir, are wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 13 Jun 2003, 14:19, archived)
# One of them's a cheetah
And a lion.
(I helped save b3ta! Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Fri 13 Jun 2003, 14:18, archived)
# big, stripy kittens!
Even better!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 13 Jun 2003, 14:16, archived)
# I acksherly saw a spotty kitten the other day.
That is all.

Possibly kittens and tigers share about as much DNA as humans and chimpanzees? Just a guess.
(Amerella, Fri 13 Jun 2003, 14:26, archived)
# I wouldn't like to try
and take those kittens toys off them... :/
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Fri 13 Jun 2003, 14:14, archived)
# woooo
i love that...that would make a great poster....

are you not gonna competitionerise it?
(I helped save b3ta! jme, Fri 13 Jun 2003, 14:15, archived)
# Ta for that...
...I thought I had!
(I helped save b3ta! DancesWithWeezils, Fri 13 Jun 2003, 14:16, archived)
# no
probs:)
(I helped save b3ta! jme, Fri 13 Jun 2003, 14:16, archived)
# milk for kittens
(spuriousmonkey, Fri 13 Jun 2003, 14:15, archived)
# yes!
That one is good
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Fri 13 Jun 2003, 14:21, archived)
# Class!
(hugh jarce, Fri 13 Jun 2003, 14:22, archived)