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# I knew an old lady who swallowed a cat
I don't know why, she swallowed a cat
She must be a twat.

The end.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:34, archived)
# p.s.
I'm bored.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:34, archived)
# there
was a young man from dumfries,
who had an unusual piece,
of glass in his ass,
and when he sat on the grass,
he never got up in one piece.

...help me...
(I helped save b3ta! smirny ~(8(|), Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:38, archived)
# There once was an evil black Cheetah
who tried to get work on Blue Peter
but try as he might
his efforts were shite
And now he posts poems on B3ta
(Mumm-ra, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:46, archived)
# according to the b3ta map
i'm the only b3ta lurker from Dumfries.So I'm claiming that one as my own. cheers...

i'm quite bored too
(trumpet, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:49, archived)
# feel
free :)
(I helped save b3ta! smirny ~(8(|), Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:51, archived)
# B3ta
Map? Where? Cheers

(I helped save b3ta! Watty, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:54, archived)
# here
click
(I helped save b3ta! izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:06, archived)
# sorry mate
don't know, can't remember the url. i'm a bit crap like that
(trumpet, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:10, archived)
# Me too
Someone do something funny?
(AlmightyFishMonster, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:41, archived)
# .
I know and old woman who swallowed a cow.

I'm not sure how.
(I helped save b3ta! beast_with_two_backs Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:38, archived)
# I don't know any old ladies
but if they had dietary problems such as you describe I would heartily recommend they consult their GP...at once.
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:43, archived)
# "I don't know any old ladies"
...rubbish, I bet a fine-lookin' chap like you makes a real splash at the tea-dances.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:54, archived)
# who's been talking?
I thought I'd mopped that last splash up with the vymera.
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:59, archived)