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[challenge entry] It all got too much...
...for the old boy.


From the When Baddies turn Good challenge. See all 445 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! doctordoctor I feel like a pair of curtains, Tue 24 Jun 2003, 13:21, archived)
# I thought for
an awful moment you'd given away who dies in HP5...

I was ready to track you down and tear out your soul.
(Fellmeister, Tue 24 Jun 2003, 13:24, archived)
# What,
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Sirus Black?


(scroll right to find out who dies)
(I helped save b3ta! ?!, Tue 24 Jun 2003, 13:26, archived)
# does anyone know
what it is that Tracy is going to do to Roy in Corrie? Very cotroversial apparently
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Tue 24 Jun 2003, 13:27, archived)
# *gag*
tracy is going to 'do' Roy?
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Tue 24 Jun 2003, 13:28, archived)
# i've seen tracey shaw naked
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Tue 24 Jun 2003, 13:29, archived)
# so, is it true?
is Jason Connery really 3 pubes short of being a eunuch?
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Tue 24 Jun 2003, 13:31, archived)
# he does have a very small winkie
and tracey shaw has a very square bottom
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Tue 24 Jun 2003, 13:32, archived)
# maybe it's a B3tan
chair shaped bottom
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Tue 24 Jun 2003, 13:34, archived)
# I don't think that's it!!
but she's going to be very nasty, it would seem
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Tue 24 Jun 2003, 13:30, archived)
# i know who dies.
it's the reader.

it makes for an exciting experiment in fictional writing.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Tue 24 Jun 2003, 13:27, archived)
# The other day
I changed my IM name to "[name of character], Deceased."

Four angry messages in five minutes.
(I helped save b3ta! ?!, Tue 24 Jun 2003, 13:30, archived)
# heh heh
good!
(I helped save b3ta! Staticgirl, Tue 24 Jun 2003, 13:38, archived)
# someone said that yesterday
and while I can see that it'll make an impact on this story, I don't see how that fits in with all the prepublicity that it's a "major character"... (stop reading now!)
honestly, you guest star in half a book (admittedly titled after you) and suddenly you're a main character? I don't think so - why, in my day ..... *hovis music plays, yorkshire accents drone about how all these fields used to be housing estates, etc.*
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Tue 24 Jun 2003, 13:30, archived)
# You've just
told me who dies...

*sob*
(Fellmeister, Tue 24 Jun 2003, 13:34, archived)
# if you're that worried about it
you're either 7 years old or very sad
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Tue 24 Jun 2003, 13:37, archived)
# You a fan of Rings films?
Not read the books?

Wanna know how the quest ends? Huh? Huh? Do ya?
(Fellmeister, Tue 24 Jun 2003, 13:40, archived)
# lord of the rings?
i don't care for them very much. does gandalf win?
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Tue 24 Jun 2003, 13:43, archived)
# Ha! No!
He loses 4-2 on aggregate cos Sauron got a lucky away goal...
(Fellmeister, Tue 24 Jun 2003, 13:46, archived)
# i don't know who that is
i've never read harry potter
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Tue 24 Jun 2003, 13:31, archived)
# Neither
have I.
(I helped save b3ta! ?!, Tue 24 Jun 2003, 13:32, archived)
# and i've never seen
withnail and i. it's a point of honour
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Tue 24 Jun 2003, 13:34, archived)
# you twat
it's fucking great
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 24 Jun 2003, 13:38, archived)
# that's the problem you see
*everyone* in the entire world says it's brilliant.

now it can't be that good. so someone must be too scared to say it's shit. i'm quite prepared to say it's shit, i've just never got round to watching it.
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Tue 24 Jun 2003, 13:45, archived)
# me neither
but I have seen plenty of other supposedly great films that are really shite...
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Tue 24 Jun 2003, 13:38, archived)
# same here
though one day I guess I will get around to watching Withnail and I, I pretty sure I'm not going return to reading kiddies books again.
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Tue 24 Jun 2003, 13:50, archived)
# i'd imagine that, should the day come when i'm allowed to breed
i will. until that day i'll stick with grown up books.
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Tue 24 Jun 2003, 13:52, archived)
# Thats a bit cunning that is
(I helped save b3ta! tef, Tue 24 Jun 2003, 13:31, archived)
# Pah!
Everyone knows it's Dumbledore...
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Tue 24 Jun 2003, 13:26, archived)
# I did think about it...
...but then I realised I'd left my asbestos coat at home today and would need it in my trip to hell after being cursed by everyone on the board!
(I helped save b3ta! doctordoctor I feel like a pair of curtains, Tue 24 Jun 2003, 13:26, archived)
# baz
did that yesterday. oh well
(icedragon, Tue 24 Jun 2003, 13:45, archived)
# when i saw that film
i was amazed that they let that face effect go out to cinemas. Its so unutterably shit.

woo to yr pic btw
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 24 Jun 2003, 13:24, archived)
# that reminds me
last friday www.nicecupofteaandasitdown.com got mentioned on BBC Radio Solent, for no logical reason... a 5 minute segment about Nicey without actually bothering with such trivialities as an interview or comments about him being on telly or anything.
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Tue 24 Jun 2003, 13:25, archived)
# He got a full page
in the Daily Hate Mail too
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Tue 24 Jun 2003, 13:28, archived)
# Ah!
that was probably it then - they must have been doing what was in the papers, 'cause they had all sorts of esoteric news stories.
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Tue 24 Jun 2003, 13:32, archived)