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# Lettered...

legs
(Esteban, Mon 14 Jan 2002, 5:21, archived)
# they'd be great if they were really heavy
to aid with balance in pubs
(Nacho, Mon 14 Jan 2002, 5:22, archived)
# yes
they could be made of lead. The landlord could issue them to proper drunk people who have trouble standing.
(Esteban, Mon 14 Jan 2002, 5:29, archived)
# I want
a pair of boots with hooks on the bottom and a ceiling with loops on so I can walk upside down like a fly.

I hate Mondays.
(twelveways, Mon 14 Jan 2002, 5:42, archived)
# Sounds like you want a pair
of my special boots made from heliums.
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Mon 14 Jan 2002, 5:55, archived)
# your boots
made from heliums? Are gas boots possible, don't they just disperse into the atmosfear?
(Esteban, Mon 14 Jan 2002, 6:08, archived)
# Not
if you know what your doing, not just anyone can make them you know. It takes a special skill and years of training.
(twelveways, Mon 14 Jan 2002, 6:14, archived)
# and special glue
it's all to do with the special glue if you want to make things out of heliums.
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Mon 14 Jan 2002, 6:16, archived)
# do you
use a hot glue gun? Hot glue gun is the most useful of all the glues.
(Esteban, Mon 14 Jan 2002, 6:27, archived)
# I like uhu glue
because it sounds nice, but i usually dye it blue.
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Mon 14 Jan 2002, 6:30, archived)
# I like
copydex because it smells curious.
(Esteban, Mon 14 Jan 2002, 6:32, archived)
# Not as satisfying as
writing on the sole of a slipper with a Biro.
(wallacet, Mon 14 Jan 2002, 6:41, archived)
# mmmm
PVA....Ah memories *sigh*
(twelveways, Mon 14 Jan 2002, 6:42, archived)
# You like copydex because it smells curious
I'm worried about you. Copydex smells of monkey spank though
(Nacho, Mon 14 Jan 2002, 6:43, archived)
# i like monkey spank,
it smells of copydex.
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 14 Jan 2002, 6:47, archived)
# I like the way
it goes all sticky on your fingers.
Copydex that is.
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Mon 14 Jan 2002, 6:51, archived)
# I remember using copydex
to simulate horrible gory wounds when I was a kid- pucker the skin, glue it with copydex, apply liberal quantities of fake blood, et voila.
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Mon 14 Jan 2002, 7:07, archived)
# Thank
God I wasn't the only one!
(wallacet, Mon 14 Jan 2002, 9:08, archived)