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# My mum told me a joke last night
what's small, furry and blue?
a hamster holding his breath.

i quite liked it, thought i'd share.
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Mon 14 Jan 2002, 9:06, archived)
# My mum phoned me last night to
tell me that my sister had split up with her bloke, and she was rather upset & could do with a visit.

What did your mum tell you last night?
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 14 Jan 2002, 9:09, archived)
# That she was off to see the vicar
not sure why.
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Mon 14 Jan 2002, 9:11, archived)
# my mum told
me that my dad had said pretty much everything and that I should eat well.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 14 Jan 2002, 9:12, archived)
# My mum told me
that my dad had sent me an email. Which was lucky, otherwise I wouldn't have noticed.
(I helped save b3ta! PeterSeychelles, Mon 14 Jan 2002, 9:14, archived)
# My mum
warned me not to talk to strangers... and now look what's happened.
(wallacet, Mon 14 Jan 2002, 9:18, archived)
# Mine told me
That I missed a cracking episode of Heartbeat... dammit
(I helped save b3ta! Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Mon 14 Jan 2002, 9:19, archived)
# A 'cracking' episode?
Does that mean they were all on crack? That would certainly make it more interesting than the rigamortis-inducing boredomfest it usually is. Sunday TV is so utterly shit, sometimes I find myself on the verge of suicide. Bahh.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 14 Jan 2002, 10:38, archived)
# I hope you...
... said "I'll lend you a copy of my A-Z if you want to go and see her"
(I helped save b3ta! blah, Mon 14 Jan 2002, 9:27, archived)
# your mum
indirectly caused me to stain my shirt with tea, as i laughed heartily at that joke.

here, have some tea and a cake. there's enough for everyone.
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 14 Jan 2002, 9:11, archived)
# thankyou very much
i'll tell her, sure it will make her happy.
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Mon 14 Jan 2002, 9:13, archived)
# This is small, furry and blue
according to google.
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Mon 14 Jan 2002, 9:12, archived)
# he looks a bit ill
you should remind him to breathe
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Mon 14 Jan 2002, 9:17, archived)