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[challenge entry] NSFW...
Quick and rough Potatoshop...4th b3ta entry, fourth ever anim.

For some reason, I don't feel like I'm getting that much better. :/


EDIT to remove excessive n00bage and b00bage


From the The B3ta Book of Records challenge. See all 262 entries (closed)

(, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 3:44, archived)
# we do have austrailians here...
(, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 3:46, archived)
# I'm working
here at work
(, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 3:46, archived)
# And I'm not
australian either
(, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 3:46, archived)
# I am
no I'm not
(, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 3:48, archived)
# Ouch! Sorry, K3rry et al!
Sorry, Aussies!

Phoo. I guess it's not all that good, PLUS I may have narked off some Aussies. Whee, I AM a n00b.

(, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 4:04, archived)
# I wouldn't mind fucking Anna Nicole Smith.
(, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 3:46, archived)
# You'll just have to wait
till you hit puberty?
(, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 3:47, archived)
# Come now, that was a little harsh.
I've got the stubbly soul patch and everything.
(, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 3:49, archived)
# ok then,
you'll just have to wait your turn!
(, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 3:53, archived)
# Naaa
Your mum said you drew it on with a marker
(, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 3:54, archived)
# But she promised!!
Ah well.

At least I'm not old like you.


*runs away*
(, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 3:55, archived)
# If that were only...
the NEW Anna Nicole show
(, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 3:47, archived)
# that's very big isn't it?
it's taking a very long time to load
(, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 3:47, archived)
# i'm working as i write this :)
actually not really, but i wanted to use that line. remember, b3ta is worldwide, and there is always someone working/watching
(, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 3:48, archived)
# Time zones make norkages un wisery
also people can be spaz monkeys
(, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 3:49, archived)
# Sad
(, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 3:57, archived)
In more ways than one!

Yes, b3ta is on the World Wide Web, which means it's more than just the UK :)

Also, 1.3 MB? Please make it a link.
(, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 4:00, archived)
# Spanked thoroughly now, thanks :)
Here's the link


Sorry for n00bage and b00bage.
(, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 4:09, archived)
# pssst
Do us a favour and edit the original to have the link please?
(, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 4:11, archived)
# done

Shouldn't have wasted an hour on it, clearly.
(, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 4:23, archived)
# Au contraire
mon ami, just because we ask you to linky it, doesn't mean we don't like it. Also, as Fnord so eloquently posted above, you can't please all the people all the time.

I remember with great sorrow my first few posts that I thought were hilariously funny but got almost no response.

Keep at it. With time you'll sync with the b3tan style of humour and attune to the subtleties of posting.
(, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 4:48, archived)
# thankee
I appreciate that. Was being whingey because my first ever post was wooyayed and took fifteen minutes, and this one was harder, took longer, and ended up being too big and semi-Pr0nish. D'oh.

So I hit it on the first go (beginner's luck?) and then flailed this time.

Refinements are clearly needed. ;)

P.S. Am completely cured of my minor little sulk fit, FWIW, as of hours ago. Realized that timing is everything, Fnord is wise, it was indeed enormous (in more ways than one) and taking too much time with potatoshop for a lame joke is schtoopid of me. ;)
(, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 8:56, archived)