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# I have been living on the same street for 10 months and last night
I discovered that the Pub 5 doors down sells Stella for £1.60 on a Tuesday night and has done for the last year..

I cannot think of a more recent example of foolishness...
(I helped save b3ta! Choice, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 8:46, archived)
# foo
TJ: for any uk mtb types after a DH rig. go here

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(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 8:48, archived)
# I've got a tfg for any kkw users
only 50P!
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 8:49, archived)
# hehe
people who'd be interested would understand.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 8:50, archived)
# um
why not just say "bike for sale"?
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 9:00, archived)
# lol
*big* difference. trust me
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 9:02, archived)
# maybe...
but probably means fuck all to your average b3tan
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 9:08, archived)
# probably
but still, worth a try
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 9:10, archived)
# how much do you want for it anyway?
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 9:12, archived)
# £1200
for frame, forks and a few bits.

£2000 full bike i reckon
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 9:14, archived)
# hahahahahaha!
I was going to offer you £50 for it
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 9:15, archived)
# erm
i've got a pair of tyres i could just about afford to give you for that?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 9:16, archived)
# you could get a new one for that!
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 9:20, archived)
# lol
you could.

but it'd cost around £2700 for the same spec
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 9:22, archived)
# I dunno
my bike goes downhill quite well. It'll even go downhill on its own if you let it.
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 9:09, archived)
# I'm glad you mentioned that
I was about to invite them round for a bondage and whipped cream party. Not THAT would have been embarrassing.
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 9:04, archived)
# and I bet this offer runs out next week
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 8:48, archived)
# It will once he gets in there
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 8:52, archived)
# "the man who drank kilburn dry of stella"
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 8:53, archived)
# I drank Cider..
Which wasn't on the offer - how can I compound my stupidity further?

Oh of course reply to you! :p
(I helped save b3ta! Choice, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 8:54, archived)
# Is this what you meant old bean
"a more recent example of foolishness..."

or did you mean, "I don't think I could have been more stupid if I'd tied mackerel to my balls and stood naked on the deck on the Isle of Wight ferry."
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 8:48, archived)
# ahahaha
how very blackadder
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 8:49, archived)
# LOL
Would that make me a Seaguphile? But stupid none the less :(
(I helped save b3ta! Choice, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 8:49, archived)
# you forgot the slapping round
head with a herring shouting "what's the matter malcolm, it's only a cold"
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 8:50, archived)
# Except, possibly, this threadwaste?

Hee hee.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 8:49, archived)
# Then replying to this would
only compound my numerous foe par's - such as saying Micheal Barrymore is a cool guy, or invite Garry round he is great with the Kids...
(I helped save b3ta! Choice, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 8:59, archived)
# Faux pa
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 9:02, archived)
# faux pas?
: p
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 9:05, archived)
# Bollocks
thought it was, but couldn't be arsed to reach behind me for the dictionary.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 9:13, archived)
# beat
your wife at half the price !
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 8:49, archived)
# Why pay anything to beat your wife
when you can beat yourself for free?
(I helped save b3ta! Choice, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 8:51, archived)
# paul mc carrtney regularily sells
Stella for about 3 quid to sailors
?fact/ well sort of
(I helped save b3ta! Dill, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 8:56, archived)