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# as a newcomer...
i thought it'd be cheeky to threadjack
so i'll threadwaste instead (sorry)

so, yes, hello! thankyou for the warm welcome earlier....
and i'd just like to say.. i'm not gay, though it appears you all are.
is there some kind of initiation ceremony to undergo? (i've been told i have to send nude pics?)

EDIT: it appears i'm in a dangerous place here!
(the architect, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:20, archived)
# Money!
Yes money! - now go shop a kitten ;o)
(I helped save b3ta! Cosmo Smallpiece Nickers Nackers Knockers, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:21, archived)
# kitten...
got it!
(the architect, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:23, archived)
# Yes, If you are
a male b3tan, send your nude pictures to me. Email on website.

(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:21, archived)
# really?
what if you're not male?
(the architect, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:22, archived)
# then you'd probably
be a statistical anomoly around here.
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:22, archived)
# hey
there's a very healthy female contingent around here.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:27, archived)
# post them
and be prepared for outpourings of hormones and vitriolics in equal measure
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:23, archived)
# im a girl
and i would be very happy to see people post pictures of their nekkid flesh.

so ner.
(I helped save b3ta! pinklefish, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:28, archived)
# I stand corrected
and happily so :)
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:36, archived)
# I'm not a male
which is why i want nudie pics!

But if you aren't a male, then just wait for the guys to letch. Or send them to Backrubslut and Az. (Sorry guys, don't know of anyone else who might want them. You've all changed your names in m3ss3nger!)
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:31, archived)
# is this the right room
for Teresa's Picture Traders? :D
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:35, archived)
# Sure, but you can
m3ss3ng3r me some too! :-P
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:44, archived)
# nude kitten pics, yes.
Send us pictures of kittens Not Wearing Clothes. Also acceptable are bunnies, marmots, and robots.

They must belong to YOU though.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:23, archived)
# elephants
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:26, archived)
# would you mind deleting that picture you posted earlier?
i'm fair game, but that's my girlfriend, and she isn't particularly up for being decapitated by strangers.
(martian, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:23, archived)
# ?
that's my girlfriend?
what kind of mind-games are these?
(the architect, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:25, archived)
# that picture you posted earlier with the woman and the shark
is my girlfriend. please delete it.
(martian, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:29, archived)
# and how do i do that?
i can't see it anymore

(sorry
(the architect, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:31, archived)
# here's the link
i'd be much obliged if you'd delete it.

i've had some trouble with threats on the web, and the missus's taken this a bit hard - i can take the trouble, but i don't want her to have to as well.
(martian, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:33, archived)
# ok done
......
sorry, i was looking for people running away from the sea, and that pic was appropriate.....
no offence meant at all!
(the architect, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:34, archived)
# thanks.
much appreciated.
(martian, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:36, archived)
# yes, you have to send nude pictures to me.
as i said before.


Unlewss, of course, you are too young, in which case wait until your 16th birthday, thank you.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:23, archived)
# Its a long running joke
where someone tried to post an insult 'you're all gay' but he couldnt spell. So it became a running joke 'your all gay'. And we are.

Now about those pictures...
(Icouldsleepforever, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:25, archived)