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[challenge entry] for shiny manhood!

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From the Fake Japanese Products challenge. See all 253 entries (closed)

(sleepycookie, Sat 12 Jul 2003, 10:32, archived)
# shiny manhood?
*perks up*
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Sat 12 Jul 2003, 10:33, archived)
# innuendo
intentional? :D
(sleepycookie, Sat 12 Jul 2003, 10:34, archived)
# that's a rather personal question isn't it?
but for the record, my dad bought a garden shed last week - other than that, no.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Sat 12 Jul 2003, 10:35, archived)
# what a good idea
give your man oral pleasure and come up with fresh breath!
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Sat 12 Jul 2003, 10:34, archived)
# he he he...
...if you only need fresh breath to convince you, I'm happy to buy you some chewing gum.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Sat 12 Jul 2003, 10:37, archived)
# sorry
it takes a bit more than that. Like flowers and asparagus.
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Sat 12 Jul 2003, 10:39, archived)
# That takes you...
...out of my league.

Damn.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Sat 12 Jul 2003, 10:39, archived)
# asparagus
the caviar of the vegetable kingdom
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 12 Jul 2003, 10:41, archived)
# there's more to asparagus
than you will ever know...
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Sat 12 Jul 2003, 10:42, archived)
# and for that
i am grateful
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 12 Jul 2003, 10:43, archived)
# and their sister product is of course
cuntymints
/lumpbucket
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 12 Jul 2003, 10:37, archived)
# or lumpbuckets
/cuntymint
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 12 Jul 2003, 10:44, archived)
# can I
meet that girl
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Sat 12 Jul 2003, 10:36, archived)
# woa shes hot
(I helped save b3ta! jme, Sat 12 Jul 2003, 10:38, archived)
# hahahahaha
"try it for today!"...

somebody should write a dictionary of Engrish. I think it's a language in it's own right.

(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Sat 12 Jul 2003, 10:39, archived)
# i would take classes
to become fluent. such a beautiful dialect. soothing.
(sleepycookie, Sat 12 Jul 2003, 10:40, archived)
# yeah
www.injun.org/eted.html
www.engrish.com/
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 12 Jul 2003, 10:40, archived)
# ooooh!
*bookmarks*
(sleepycookie, Sat 12 Jul 2003, 10:41, archived)
# Some one...
...should write down all the unwritten rules of the world.

Would that invalidate them though? Do the unwritten rules only have their magic because no one ever took the time to write them down?
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Sat 12 Jul 2003, 10:41, archived)
# *brain implodes*
perhaps.
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Sat 12 Jul 2003, 10:43, archived)