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[challenge entry] No likey shave?

too lazy to add fake jap writing...

From the Fake Japanese Products challenge. See all 253 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 13:37, archived)
# Yay!
Chump Manbear!
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 13:38, archived)
# it bloody is
too
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 13:55, archived)
# woo.
i would.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 13:38, archived)
# go on
shave the rest off


How long has it been?
(I helped save b3ta! Terry Oblong There's nobody here but us chickens on, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 13:38, archived)
# i was gonna say that!
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 13:38, archived)
# erm...
I think 2 months, but certainly no more than 3 - it was this short last bash, and yet I still got compared to Zog!
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 13:40, archived)
# yay!
bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
* sound of clippers
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 13:39, archived)
# kill it all!
liberate the chin
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 13:40, archived)
# so thats
at least 4 of us now saying give us real chin.
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 13:42, archived)
# it'll never happen
I lost my chin in a bizarre hamster-baiting incident
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 13:45, archived)
# again
(I helped save b3ta! pinklefish, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 13:41, archived)
# blimey
*blush*
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 13:44, archived)
# my
scary, slight double if you squint from a distance

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 13:49, archived)
# nah
you look more like zog.
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 13:53, archived)
# well
I did say squinting :)

beards rock you should grow one, think I might grow a spare
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 13:55, archived)
# Oh, no!
You're shriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnkiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing!
(allergic to curry, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 13:51, archived)
# it's youuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
yes, I lost 10 pounds just this morning! :D
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 13:56, archived)
# It's a radical diet
and I'd stop there if I were you. Cutting bits of yourself off is not a recognised method of weight loss.... ;)

I'm saying nothing about the four pounds I've put on since Paul moved in.....
(allergic to curry, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 13:59, archived)