You could suck off the edges first.
I love Toblerones, almost as much as I love KitKats. Oh I don't know! I like them both. Of course, I can't eat as much of them as I used to since the gastic bypass operation, but I could lick the corners off.
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Mon 14 Jul 2003, 15:24,
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Kit Kats are
by the demonic Nestle Corporation
Every night I get off the train at the sign "EAST CROYDON the Home of Nestle in the UK"
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Mon 14 Jul 2003, 15:27,
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Every night I get off the train at the sign "EAST CROYDON the Home of Nestle in the UK"
I believe that they
sell powdered baby milk in areas with poor water that will poison babies. I think this is a ploy to then go and flog huge quantities of Perrier Water (another of their products)
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Mon 14 Jul 2003, 15:31,
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That's just daft.
Why would you want to kill off your customer base?
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Mon 14 Jul 2003, 15:33,
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It doesn't kill
them. It is just the wonders of advertising. Sell people something that they don't need that is actually worse than the natural (and available) alternative. Give money to the local health representatives to promote your product...
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Mon 14 Jul 2003, 15:36,
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People say they're evil.
But I fucking hate babies, so I don't mind.
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Mon 14 Jul 2003, 15:31,
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You're alright
I've got to live with two of the little blighters.
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Mon 14 Jul 2003, 15:33,
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Can I have one?
I have picked out all of my contraceptive implant, but I reckon my polystyrene ovaries might not work.
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Mon 14 Jul 2003, 15:35,
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