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[challenge entry] those dastardly aliens have gotten rather good at disguising those nasty face huggers...

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(I helped save b3ta! MrHaze likes to poo, Fri 18 Jul 2003, 19:33, archived)
# That's a killer toy
.............................literally
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Fri 18 Jul 2003, 19:34, archived)
# yeah
prising it off your kid when it's time to go to bed is a bit of a problem i can tell ya!
(I helped save b3ta! MrHaze likes to poo, Fri 18 Jul 2003, 19:36, archived)
# but at least you don't have to feed them for a while
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Fri 18 Jul 2003, 19:38, archived)
#
wow.

aliens.

(brother mahoo hoo shaboo, Fri 18 Jul 2003, 19:38, archived)
# Clue John
Can anyone give me a list of some cool Brittish words that American people don't use? It's for a story.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Bell Division, Fri 18 Jul 2003, 19:39, archived)
# wanker
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Fri 18 Jul 2003, 19:39, archived)
# what are we..
your english words that americans dont use biatches?
(I helped save b3ta! MrHaze likes to poo, Fri 18 Jul 2003, 19:40, archived)
# Ok
I deeply regret what I just did :(
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Bell Division, Fri 18 Jul 2003, 19:41, archived)
# Well
I've heard "wanker" is uncommon over there..
Oh, and "fanny" is a good one too :)
(I helped save b3ta! Number_6, Fri 18 Jul 2003, 19:40, archived)
# What about please & thank-you
Only joking :)
(I helped save b3ta! Threepwood is heading back to a town called b3ta, Fri 18 Jul 2003, 19:40, archived)
# Wanker
Tosser
Tosspot
Twat
Cunt
Sod

To name but a few.
(CosmicF, Fri 18 Jul 2003, 19:41, archived)
# bollocks
arse, pants, nob, nadgers
(I helped save b3ta! zerolicious, Fri 18 Jul 2003, 19:41, archived)
# Thanks
these are great :)
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Bell Division, Fri 18 Jul 2003, 19:42, archived)
# we ues pants
just in a different sense
(cheeseballs, Fri 18 Jul 2003, 19:42, archived)
# you put them on your head or something?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 18 Jul 2003, 19:43, archived)
# lol
It's only for ritualistic reasons we do that
(cheeseballs, Fri 18 Jul 2003, 19:44, archived)
# it means
trousers here
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Fri 18 Jul 2003, 19:45, archived)
# i know i know.
i'm just being silly.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 18 Jul 2003, 19:58, archived)
# i know
but it has my 'mercan friend in stitches every time i describe something as pants, or use it as a random swearword. eg 'oh pants, i forgot my keys'
(I helped save b3ta! zerolicious, Fri 18 Jul 2003, 19:44, archived)
# hehe
it is rather hilarious, I love all the new words I learned from b3ta, like mindpiss, my current ex yelled at me for saying that until I explained what it meant
(cheeseballs, Fri 18 Jul 2003, 19:46, archived)
# toss, as in a word meaning cum
tosser
minge
cunt
twat
scruttocks
bollocks
gash
fadge
/tourettes
(I helped save b3ta! Schweaty Minge I spunked in your tea! Taste it and see! D:, Fri 18 Jul 2003, 19:42, archived)
# haha
*hits himself*
(I helped save b3ta! Sammo, Fri 18 Jul 2003, 20:06, archived)
# irony.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 18 Jul 2003, 19:43, archived)
# Ok
Thanks to everyone, I'm writing them down :)
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Bell Division, Fri 18 Jul 2003, 19:43, archived)
# Bugger
That's another one.
(CosmicF, Fri 18 Jul 2003, 19:43, archived)
# actually
www.peevish.co.uk/slang/

though there are some I still have to ask about..
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Fri 18 Jul 2003, 19:44, archived)
# Didn't know
there were so many.
(CosmicF, Fri 18 Jul 2003, 19:46, archived)
# minge pie
twatmonkey cuntbubble bitchwhore.
also:
flibbertigibbet
chipper
bally hell
fucknut
(I helped save b3ta! Monkeyboy, Fri 18 Jul 2003, 19:46, archived)
# These will sure be useful
If I ever come to UK
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Bell Division, Fri 18 Jul 2003, 19:48, archived)
# too fucking right
sunshine.
(I helped save b3ta! Monkeyboy, Fri 18 Jul 2003, 19:50, archived)
# what sort of story is this by the way??
(I helped save b3ta! Schweaty Minge I spunked in your tea! Taste it and see! D:, Fri 18 Jul 2003, 19:50, archived)
# Well
My girlfriend is obsessed with Buffy (worse than me) and she writes fanfic. There are some Brittish characters (Giles, Wesley, Spike) so I figured it would be cool if they used some less known Brittish words in her stories. I might write one myself, too, heh :P
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Bell Division, Fri 18 Jul 2003, 19:53, archived)
# Don't forget
berk/burk
(CosmicF, Fri 18 Jul 2003, 19:50, archived)
# goit
arsebiscuits
clunge
flange
minge
(I helped save b3ta! zerolicious, Fri 18 Jul 2003, 19:48, archived)
# flange
muffdiver
cocknodule
spaz

and tha's just what i've got planned for tonight
(I helped save b3ta! MrHaze likes to poo, Fri 18 Jul 2003, 19:52, archived)