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# I had to think far too long about that.
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 13:05, archived)
# I think it's partly because
I've seen some beer-mats just like that in a pub near me.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 13:06, archived)
# ahh
and I thought I was being original
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Tue 22 Jul 2003, 13:07, archived)
# plizz explain....
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 13:09, archived)
# it's an iron pub!
(martian, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 13:09, archived)
# what as in Iron Hoof?
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 13:11, archived)
# terrible.
(martian, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 13:12, archived)
# *whoosh*
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 13:12, archived)
# it's OK
I'll go back to drawing animated nobs
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Tue 22 Jul 2003, 13:15, archived)
# what's the
joke though?
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 13:16, archived)
# bar
code
(martian, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 13:18, archived)
# grazie
*fog lifts*
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 13:19, archived)
# I don't think the beermat people
thought they were being funny. I think they're just an advert for something. Counselling for depression infact I think.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 13:09, archived)
# in a pub. fantastic
"forget what a lonely pathetic fucker you are with alocohol"
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 13:19, archived)
# yes
I thought that too.

"Depressed? Well, you're in the right place. All you can drink - ask at bar"
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 13:21, archived)
# the head of the brewery that owned the pub that george best got pissed in said
"it's actually easier to moderate your drinking in a pub; had mr best been drinking at home or in a park, he would probably have been far worse off"

so there you go, alcoholics - get yerself to a pub, and quick!
(martian, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 13:21, archived)
# that sounds like a fine
idea
Trebles all round
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 13:24, archived)
# The sign on the
Leigh Woods side of Clifton Suspension Bridge used to say:

Depressed? Call the Samaritans
Nearest Telephone: Other side of Bridge.

Unfortunately they have public phones on both sides now
100% of FACT
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Tue 22 Jul 2003, 13:28, archived)