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[challenge entry] This brat? He's good for nothing.

From the New Uses for Children challenge. See all 246 entries (closed)

(devour, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 23:18, archived)
# Wooo.
But don't do it too much, you might put your cigarette out.
(goat thinks you're shit, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 23:19, archived)
# You've been reading
Alternative Parenting Weekly
haven't you....
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 23:20, archived)
# What do you mean alternative?
I was brought up like that, and it did me no harm.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 23:21, archived)
# okie....
but you aren't the best judge of distance are you....

/burnt eye
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 23:23, archived)
# I can cope
It's a bit of a pain in the arse carrying a theodolite around all day though.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 23:24, archived)
# put him down...
let him destroy all the machines he wants to.
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 23:25, archived)
# Oh,
you're making maps you say?
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 23:25, archived)
# No, no.
I only read Chic Parent Monthly.
(devour, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 23:49, archived)
# ha ha
and i love the style of that! woo!
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 23:20, archived)
# Thenk you.
i love your name.
(devour, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 23:51, archived)
# As first messages go
that's about as good as they get!
lovely style. woo
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 23:20, archived)
# woo
Thanks Moza. I'm sure he'll grow up to be a fine Homicidal Maniac.
(devour, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 23:53, archived)
# Excellent first post.
Of course, now you have to do more of them.
Yay.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 23:26, archived)
# Indeed.
I fully intend to. Thanks.
(devour, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 23:54, archived)
# What
a lovely style!
It's like that video for that song with Audrey Hepburn in..

"How do I look? How do I look?"
"Very good! I must say I'm amazed!"
(I helped save b3ta! Number_6, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 23:29, archived)
# Aww
T'ank you. Being compared to Ms. Hepburn in any way is always flattering.
(devour, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 23:56, archived)
# I'm liking you straight away
woo and welcome! :)
(I helped save b3ta! lemonhead, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 23:35, archived)
# I feel...
very welcome already! I have no idea how all of you responded so quickly, but I like it.
(devour, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 23:57, archived)
# prepare yourself for more praise
:)
(I helped save b3ta! lemonhead, Sat 26 Jul 2003, 0:00, archived)