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# Her leg was severed in a car accident.
The doctors tried to transplant a new leg, but they made some kind of mistake and finally transplanted her an elephant trunk instead.



Now she makes flish and flosh sounds when she runs.

Off to bed now, hope you liked this lovely story.
Goodnight.
(I helped save b3ta! oCo, Sat 26 Jul 2003, 2:30, archived)
# You're mad!
My kinda person!
That's a woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Sat 26 Jul 2003, 2:31, archived)
# the banana made me laugh most!
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Sat 26 Jul 2003, 2:31, archived)
# Ditto
(vork and burlap, Sat 26 Jul 2003, 2:33, archived)
# Double ditto.
8)
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sat 26 Jul 2003, 2:39, archived)
# hahaha
goodnight...me too :)
(I helped save b3ta! lemonhead, Sat 26 Jul 2003, 2:32, archived)
# night oCo...
night lemonhead...
actually... night all... i think i need my sleep too...
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Sat 26 Jul 2003, 2:37, archived)
# Bless.
Night to you then.

and I will make Edinburgh one of these days you know
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sat 26 Jul 2003, 2:40, archived)
# yay!
i look forward to it :)
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Sat 26 Jul 2003, 2:45, archived)
# 'course
you could always make Newcastle
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sat 26 Jul 2003, 2:49, archived)
# Find us somewhere to stay....
...and I will bring a carload down.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Sat 26 Jul 2003, 2:50, archived)
# yay!
let's do it!
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Sat 26 Jul 2003, 2:52, archived)
# just brushed my teeth and looked in
yay! :)
(I helped save b3ta! lemonhead, Sat 26 Jul 2003, 2:43, archived)
# :)
have you thought abut heading up for the edinburgh bash? as i keep missing the london one's i'm on a mission to get folk up here!
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Sat 26 Jul 2003, 2:51, archived)
# Maybe one of us...
...should make a flyer and get Rob to put it in next week's newsletter.

Did I just volunteer myself there?
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Sat 26 Jul 2003, 2:53, archived)
# hee hee...
i think so... it is a very sensible idea :)
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Sat 26 Jul 2003, 2:56, archived)
# OK...
...but I am actually surprisingly drunk right now.

I'll maybe do it tomorrow ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Sat 26 Jul 2003, 3:01, archived)
# hahahaha
oh yes most top class
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 26 Jul 2003, 2:32, archived)
# i love the bananan
ha haha
woo yay hoopla
(I helped save b3ta! pippy is a truck, Sat 26 Jul 2003, 2:32, archived)
# nite nite
:)
(I helped save b3ta! pippy is a truck, Sat 26 Jul 2003, 2:34, archived)
# If your nose runs and your foot smells...


woo!
(I helped save b3ta! matsimpsk, Sat 26 Jul 2003, 2:35, archived)