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# to everyone who apparently thought i was terribly refined
arse
poo
soapytitwank.

Thanks.
(, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 12:56, archived)
# I think you
need to shout "CUNT" as well. Like I just did.
But with your voice.
Er.
(, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 12:57, archived)
# I've always wanted a soapy-tit-wank
but nobody has ever offered. I assume that was an offer Dr Phil ?
(, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 12:58, archived)
# *ahem*
CUNT!
(, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 12:59, archived)
# Ta
luv.
(, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 12:59, archived)
# was that directed at me ?
I'm hurt now :o(
(, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 13:00, archived)
# of course not.
I would never intentionally offend anyone.
That was not an offer. I don't make them.
(, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 13:20, archived)
# GASP
Dr Phil said Cunt..im shocked :)
(, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 13:05, archived)
# cunty cunty
cunt cunt cunt CUNT cunt cunty cunt CUNT cunt cunt CUNT CUNT cunt

ooh dear i appear to have developed tourettes...
(, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 13:08, archived)
# Wow..
I am beginning to like you now that you have sweary fucking disease :)
(, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 13:12, archived)
# did you (cunt)
not (cunty) like me (cunt) before, then? :(
(, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 13:17, archived)
# course
i fucking did you silly daft fucking twat :)
(, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 13:26, archived)
# im deeply offended
...in fact i dont think i shall be speaking to such people whom use such dreadful fucking language!
(, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 13:08, archived)
# Fucking arseholes
the lot of em
(, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 13:18, archived)
# Who thought
you were refined?
(, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 13:00, archived)
# um,
fastcar and SadMike, I think. Foolish boys.
(, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 13:02, archived)
# Blimey
they've been around for a while n'all.
You must give off some sort of posh girl aura or something.

Why did the above sound like an insult?
(, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 13:05, archived)
# I ain't refined
but i shore is classy!
(, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 13:07, archived)
# You shore is lady.
You wan' me to polsih dem shoes, classy dame?
(, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 13:11, archived)
# you can polsih shoes?
wowsa!
(, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 13:21, archived)
# Yes
it brings them up in a nice sihne.
(, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 13:23, archived)
# introducing
Dr Phil Kitten, the rudest toffs-hat-guardian there ever was
(, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 13:00, archived)
# You'll never
get a husband like that, young lady... now wash your mouth out with soap(ytitwank)

(Gah, now i'm doing it.)
(, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 13:02, archived)
# oh,
won't I?
(, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 13:02, archived)
# i would have thought that
soapytitwanks are the ideal way to get a husband.
(, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 13:11, archived)
# This board
seems to be fuelled by testosterone at the moment.
Its affecting everyone.
(, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 13:04, archived)
# Not me...
.........(breasts)
oh bollocks!!
(, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 13:07, archived)
# Wow!
Soapytitwank is my most favouritest word
(, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 13:08, archived)
# Completely off the subject...
but is your name Viz inspired? =)
(, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 13:20, archived)
# Sophie Titwank?
Sounds like some sort of upper class celebrity it-girl.
(, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 13:09, archived)
# maybe dr.phil
can look after her hat...:)
(, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 13:16, archived)
# I just had
to register that name!
(anyone want to buy it?!)
(, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 13:36, archived)