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# My first ever jump on a band wagon...
...but I think I'm too late...



(Scribble, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 14:18, archived)
# Are they bumming?
.
(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 14:18, archived)
# No they're giving each other
their special boy present!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 14:20, archived)
# Sex wee?
Or bum gum?
(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 14:21, archived)
# naaa salty smegma
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 14:22, archived)
# You disgust me.
.
(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 14:22, archived)
# This place is a haven
for perverts, Dawn. You need to be a bit careful who you talk to.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 14:24, archived)
# You're so good to me.
Ever since I met you my life's been like a vacation.
(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 14:26, archived)
# The girls on this web-site
need to look after each other. You never know when you might get dragged off into a dark alley by one of these naughty men.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 14:30, archived)
# So that's Pootle's chat up technique


;-)
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 14:31, archived)
# don't knock it
it worked
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 14:34, archived)
# you
charmer
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 14:38, archived)
# See, I have no luck
when I tried it I ended up being press-ganged onto a Liberian oil-tanker...
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 14:40, archived)
# All those Liberian sailor boys
a dream come true for you, shirley?
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 14:44, archived)
#
[Insert seaman / semen joke here]
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 14:45, archived)
# What have I told you about using the board to groom people?
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 14:30, archived)
# That it's difficult
to cut hair over the internet?
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 14:31, archived)
# At least you've got some left...

/baldie
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 14:33, archived)
# I just have a very
realistic wig
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 14:37, archived)
# I disgust me to
want a present?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 14:24, archived)
# Yes.
But I want one from a shop.
(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 14:26, archived)
# Well I'm quite friendly with the butcher if that helps
have a chocolate starfish
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 14:28, archived)
# I like it.
Can I have an yacht too?
(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 14:32, archived)
# yes


His name's brian
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 14:37, archived)
# He doesn't look very sea-worthy.
Your rubbish.
(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 14:47, archived)
# well he's a yak!
I am inhformed he may be full of sea men though
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 14:52, archived)
# woo
have an ascii kitten

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forgot to add:

8.9 on the snigger scale
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 14:18, archived)
# why thank you!
I understand the lycra suits, but not sure why they need the headgear...
(Scribble, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 14:22, archived)
# Pro-celebrity wanking anyone?
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 14:18, archived)
# please
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 14:19, archived)
# all womans
pro celebrity wanking
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 14:20, archived)
# hahaha
SCHTOP!
Why am I laughing? Am I 8?

That actually made me larf!
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 14:19, archived)
# I'm wanking as I fight this
.
(I helped save b3ta! bleepbloop, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 14:23, archived)