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# This may be a strange question
but can anyone remember that thing Yoda Said in episode one that went something like:

Fear leads to hate
hate leads to anger
anger leads to suffering
Suffering leads to the darkside?
(Dr_Never_Trust_A_Helper_Monkey, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 16:33, archived)
# Hip bone's
connected to the thigh bone.
(I helped save b3ta! Craymen, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 16:34, archived)
# ...
and finished with:

and Darkside lead to spong

(at which point Yoda spongs just for comic effect)
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 16:34, archived)
# My suffering leads to a repost.
(bluemerle, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 17:07, archived)
# is this a nerd hunt?
.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 16:35, archived)
# Do not dis Yoda
Away put your insults
Much to learn you have
Kick your arse he will
(Dr_Never_Trust_A_Helper_Monkey, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 16:42, archived)
# (psssst)
(Yoda's not real. Sorry!)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 16:44, archived)
# Prove it.
...
(Dr_Never_Trust_A_Helper_Monkey, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 16:48, archived)
# looking up the intellectual properties of George Lucas
should sort that one out.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 16:49, archived)
# As far as lucas knows
he may have invented him, but that doesn't mean that he doesn't exist on some other world
(Dr_Never_Trust_A_Helper_Monkey, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 16:54, archived)
# you
prove he's real. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 16:50, archived)
# Please don't make me recite
my whole the belief of existence is sometimes as good as existence itself, philosophy
(Dr_Never_Trust_A_Helper_Monkey, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 16:56, archived)
# can I second that?
please don't.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 16:59, archived)
# Motion carried
so it's settled, Yoda Exists...and not only that but he is clearly our god.
(Dr_Never_Trust_A_Helper_Monkey, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 17:01, archived)
# your false idol
not ours
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 17:03, archived)
# Your second
pushed the motion through, so he is yours as well, mwhaa haah haa
(Dr_Never_Trust_A_Helper_Monkey, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 17:06, archived)
# you wouldn't happen to know a chap
called Jeff, would you?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 17:09, archived)
# it's not him
different IPs
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 17:13, archived)
# No i don't
but he sounds nice
(Dr_Never_Trust_A_Helper_Monkey, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 17:16, archived)
# sometimes I put my head in my hands and sob with despair
this is such a moment
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 16:45, archived)
# Beware
Yoda has Mind Bullets
(Dr_Never_Trust_A_Helper_Monkey, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 16:49, archived)
# And a big blue bendy nose.
Or was that Gonzo?
I forget...
(tomsk, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 16:51, archived)
# That's
telekinesis kyle!
(Spaff, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 16:55, archived)
# How about the power
to move you
(Dr_Never_Trust_A_Helper_Monkey, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 16:57, archived)
# I sense much fear in you
fear is the path to the darkside

fear leads to anger
anger leads to hate
hate leads to suffffffffering.

apparently...
argh bloody muppets
(Spaff, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 16:36, archived)