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# Arrrgh.
somehow my phone dissappeared in london.

i have just been bounced aroudn the police station in london on the phone telling me to fuck off by phone.
(I helped save b3ta! tef, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 13:27, archived)
# ah
not good
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 13:28, archived)
# no epecially as after being told to hpone them they dont seem to want to take them on the phone
they told me to use www.online.police.uk
and it doesnt work , it's down.

edit: fixed a typo. and it's still fucking down..

so far i have been to orange who told me i had to report the crim yesterday
edinburgh who sent me to kings cross
kings cross who sent me to camden
camden who sent me to the website

and then told me in a kind of why dont you fuck off and die voice that she wouldnt take the report over the phone. after being told i would by edinburgh
(I helped save b3ta! tef, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 13:30, archived)
# start shoplifting
then you'll get their attention
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 13:32, archived)
# im gonig back to edinburgh
police station.


you know what

i dont think i'll ever voluntary go back to london for a while after getting screwed around repeatedly.
(I helped save b3ta! tef, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 13:35, archived)
# you could go back
and set it on fire
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 13:36, archived)
# yeah
and we could make a song about it
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 13:38, archived)
# Like...
London's Burning? But, er, different?
(I helped save b3ta! useful_idiot, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 13:46, archived)
# All cops are bastards.
100% of fact!
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 13:39, archived)
# that cheered me up
:)
(I helped save b3ta! tef, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 13:58, archived)