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[challenge entry] hobbo darts
kill all the hobbos

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(brain, Fri 28 Jun 2002, 15:12, archived)
# On a totally
unfunny note I heard of a tramp who was killed by kids throwing a watermellon off a block of flats.

(thediscokingpin, Fri 28 Jun 2002, 15:21, archived)
# what's unfunny about that?
hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Fri 28 Jun 2002, 15:24, archived)
# Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
splat-ooooooffff

Must have made a great chalk outline- whats tramp and whats mellon?
(thediscokingpin, Fri 28 Jun 2002, 15:28, archived)
# you're gonna burn in hell
.
(I helped save b3ta! beardman, Fri 28 Jun 2002, 15:29, archived)
# Kids
are evil little shits. I hate them.
I had my windscreen cracked at 70mph by some little bastard throwing stones at traffic on the A5. I live in fear of some stupid little fucker dropping a brick off an M1 bridge.
Hapened to a driver of a train my mate was the guard on. Nasty, although he was on the other side of the train to where it came in, so it missed him.
(tomsk, Fri 28 Jun 2002, 15:28, archived)
# I had another bad thing happen
with the evil kids who walk past our office... :(
I shouted though. I shouted and smacked the glass in front of their faces (they were pressing their faces to the glass and making silly noises) and I threatened them, and they ran away, still giggling. I hate them.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 28 Jun 2002, 15:32, archived)
# take pictures next time
so we can all take the piss
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Fri 28 Jun 2002, 15:51, archived)
# will it not just reflect off the glass?
I would otherwise.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 28 Jun 2002, 15:59, archived)
# fair point
inside looking out might not need a flash though.
maybe you should just print out the 'jeff says you're all cunts' post and put it in the window for them to see :)
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Fri 28 Jun 2002, 16:06, archived)
# I got a bottle lobbed at me on my bike
I caught one of them and 'spoke' to him with the contents of my toolbag.

You've no idea the damage you can do with a set of allen keys.
(thediscokingpin, Fri 28 Jun 2002, 15:32, archived)
# I remeber
I saw this thing on the telly about some blokes dressed in white beating up a tramp.
Oh wait, that was Clockwork Orange.
(Maels, Fri 28 Jun 2002, 15:40, archived)