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# NO
i meant the rancid beetles with little mites that run out when u squish them
(mule, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:46, archived)
# are these mites INSIDE the bigger beetle?
bastards.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:47, archived)
# yeh
i live in country side. i looked up the beetles up in a book i had.
they burrow into the carcasses of dead animals and have small white parasites in them in wings or summit like that the parasites are 1mm big and they scurry out when u squish the beetle. is this just me.
horrible
(mule, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:50, archived)
# ?!
what?
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:52, archived)
#
.
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:53, archived)
# yes, quite
rev dan made me do it. honest.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:54, archived)
# duuuude
it's the sexton beetle. i was attacked by one the other day and now they keep coming back!

the mites are nasty things eh?

i videoed mine here is a shot - same thing?

(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:02, archived)
# fuck off
biggeer problems for me trhan #ficukcing beetles. fukc you amnd your beetle kind.l i have a fu ckcijng cfrisis on my heand. fukc oyuuf.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:47, archived)
# That's beautiful that is
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:47, archived)
# It's almost a wrok of atr,
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:55, archived)
# A Picasso
Maybe.

No. That's a small French people carrier isn't it.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:57, archived)
# If you've got a lot
of small french people, yes.
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:09, archived)
# Whoa there Tom
Don't unleash all that anger in one go, there's plenty of gay/naked/pirate shift left for it all. Spread it around, get the best from it.
(Fellmeister, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:47, archived)
# ah
good news ted?
(I helped save b3ta! e.parsley, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:48, archived)
# you know,
the time when you broke your leg
(Fellmeister, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:49, archived)
# small
far away

small

far away
(I helped save b3ta! e.parsley, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:53, archived)
#
go on
(Fellmeister, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:54, archived)
# fup off,
grasshole :)
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:56, archived)
# i'll get the man!
(I helped save b3ta! e.parsley, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:04, archived)
# lovely
fags!
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:09, archived)
# i always wondered
how one of those straw-type inputs they give to people who cannot operate a mouse work. great for occasions like this where tom does not even know how many fingers he has.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:48, archived)
# Or a Gom Stick
That would be spot on.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:50, archived)
# lets play
Hide and go fuck yourself
(Tinky winky has an AK47, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:50, archived)
# Oh you're in big
fucking trouble now old son...


(Fellmeister, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:47, archived)
# nurse!
(I helped save b3ta! e.parsley, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:47, archived)
# OH NO!
they'll be millenium bugs. I thought they went extinct dec 31nd 1999
(I helped save b3ta! SarahRatt, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:48, archived)
# I forgot how wacky
the nightshift is.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:48, archived)
# because they're attracted to light
and your monitor is bright.
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:48, archived)
# IF YOU MEANT THIS
THEN EDIT YOUR PREVIOUS ONE

I DON'T CARE IF I'M BEING UNREASONABLE, AND THE BOARD'S MOVING SLOW, I HAVE A PASSION FOR NONSENSE RULES INVENTED BY RETARDS
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:48, archived)
# you feeling alright?
sudden need to enforce rules. not like you...
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:49, archived)
# i have an excellent challenge idea
but will be asleep when cthonic asks tomorrow
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:53, archived)
# an' i'll be in tescos, buying a variety of dried fruits*
so i can't help you, sorry.

* this is 100% of fact.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:56, archived)
# Well you could
mail it me or Moore or someone who'll have access to the board around that time.
(Fellmeister, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:01, archived)
# is it paintmashed cocks?
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 1:03, archived)
# Caps Lock
What a bitch she can be...
(Fellmeister, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:49, archived)
# when replaced, my new keyboard came with software for the hotkeys
one option was to disable the caps lock and windows keys if they pissed you off. mighty clever.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:51, archived)
# I like your ideas and opinions
do you have a newsletter i could subscribe to?
(Fellmeister, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:59, archived)
# I always get bitten more than anyone else
by the wee beasties, why is that?
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:52, archived)
# me too
they say it's sweeter blood - (too much booze in my opinion)...
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:54, archived)
# You exude the scent of sweet flowers.

No, not really, apparently eating lots of garlic puts them off.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 0:55, archived)