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# What a strange night I've had....
Since 4 am yesterday, all I've had is a bowl of chicken soup, a sandwitch and several pints of carling. My mate's just got back from the Army for a few days and like....weird...it's been a laught, but walking back from the pub tonight I turned round to see this siloette running towards us, we were stood there thinking 'Is that Dunc?' insted of running away like normal people probably would have done...but turns out, he's got all his gear packed in his bag 'cause he's just had a fight with his step dad and he called the police on him...so he was then on the run from the police...the police caught up with him and now he isn't...it's strange and hard to explain just I'm back home at 4am wondering, well....I dunno what I'm wondering actualy...I fancy a wank, but....dunno...and........................strange really.

woohoo, I'm drunk?
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 4:11, archived)
# agreed
(yakmonkey, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 4:13, archived)
# Wank.
Trust me on this one..wank.
(I helped save b3ta! EvS, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 4:13, archived)
# fwapfwap
FWAP
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 4:14, archived)
#
*FwipFwipFwip!*
(I helped save b3ta! EvS, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 4:19, archived)
# Oooh fancy wank
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 4:21, archived)
# yes. the answer is yes you are drunk
interesting story. let us know how it turns out
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 4:14, archived)
# It kinda already has finished...but hasn't
it's a rare old thing I tell ya...He's stopping at a friends house tonight 'cause he's away again in the morning back to where he's based...I sharnt say too much 'cause it's his own privet life...but it's just a strange strange thing to see your friend (that you've just said bye to 10 minutes ago) running down the street saying "the cops are after me 'cause I've just battered my step dad"...
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 4:17, archived)
# Apparetnly if you take
a mars bar into a fish and chip shop they will batter that too
(I helped save b3ta! KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 4:18, archived)
# yes
and they're very nice:)...

Cadburys Cream Eggs are fucking gorgeous like that too!
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 4:20, archived)
# Are you kidding me?
They sound like shit!
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 4:22, archived)
# no
I'm serious...battered Mars Bars are fucking gorgeous!...just buy one, take it to a chippy and they'll batter it for you for like 40p, bit of a rip off...but well worth it...

Right it up as a kinda experiment for b3ta and stick it in the news letter:)
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 4:25, archived)
# ooh!
have lots of people do that and the people at the fish and chip shops will wonder what on earth is going on that everybody decided to do that on the same day
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 4:29, archived)
# at the same shop?
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 4:34, archived)
# Woo, DRINK....


Would this do for now, for the Cock Off website?

Anyway, I need some sleep.


g'night.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 4:14, archived)
# Can you blur the goatse a bit more please
Or just put some regular porn there instead. It's too nasty.
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 4:17, archived)
# Is that better?
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 4:22, archived)
# more blur
why use Pedant?

Can you link the faq image to the faq page?
(I helped save b3ta! KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 4:21, archived)
# and goatse
to the real site for unexpecting victims *laughs manicly*
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 4:24, archived)
# Wank it
wank it hard

things will look sticky different int he morning
(I helped save b3ta! KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 4:15, archived)
# Sticky AND different.
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 4:19, archived)