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# yes yes
and say goodbye to mummy and daddy because you wont be seeing them again.

/grabs him and puts him in a cage.

(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:41, archived)
# Ooh,
there are sweets in here! And a puppy!

And some bones...
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:42, archived)
# oh
erm they're for the puppy...
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:46, archived)
# Ooh
the puppy is soft and warm.
Are you my new mummy?
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:50, archived)
# bovine,
handy tip: stick a bit of bone through the bars when she asks to feel your hand, then she'll think you're not fattened up enough to eat yet.
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:43, archived)
# Why would she
want to fatten me up?
That seems a rather pointless exercise.
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:44, archived)
# *considers*
Er. I have to go and get dressed now.
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:45, archived)
# Oh yes,
you do that.
(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:46, archived)
# oi!
I was saving him for the next time you come for tea!

(, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:45, archived)