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# Ahh
but arent you forgetting the `lovely` debbie magee.....was he using a different definition of lovely than i`m accustomed to ?
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sun 30 Jun 2002, 13:15, archived)
# I think it was a kind of
sad, knowing use of irony.

Notice how he shed a tear whenever he introduced her.
(I helped save b3ta! binster, Sun 30 Jun 2002, 13:19, archived)
# He
was`nt the only one who shed a tear when she came on...so did I...but then I was screaming ...`no please let it stop...noooo`
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sun 30 Jun 2002, 13:21, archived)
# The countless hours I spent wishing
his "Cutting a lady in half" trick would go tragically wrong.

On reflection, I think he'd probably have called the trick "Attempting to cut my beast of a wife into small bits, thus freeing me and my audience from munting hell".

But that'd never fit in the Radio Times listings.
(I helped save b3ta! binster, Sun 30 Jun 2002, 13:24, archived)
# i
thought she was the effigy binster was referring to...
(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Sun 30 Jun 2002, 13:20, archived)
# Not specifically her,
but I say we burn her too. And his twat of a magician son, Horace or whatever his name was.
(I helped save b3ta! binster, Sun 30 Jun 2002, 13:24, archived)
# martin,
i think. but keep the son that was a skaghead fraudster. he seems like a larf...
(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Sun 30 Jun 2002, 13:30, archived)
# He spawned two minidanielses?
Never heard about the other one.

Probably something to do with the skagheadedness and fraudsterility.

We shall let him live. But rain fire on the other three.
(I helped save b3ta! binster, Sun 30 Jun 2002, 13:32, archived)
# Not
a major gain for the gene pool then....
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sun 30 Jun 2002, 13:34, archived)
# never mind the length, feel the mirth....
Paul has three sons from his first wife Jackie. The middle son Martin has involved himself in his father’s shows and has often toured with him. Gary, the youngest, is a computer expert, working in the North East. But Paul’s eldest son, Paul jnr, has turned out, much to his father’s anguish and frustration, to be the bete noir of the family.

In a recent national newspaper article, the magician admitted to having no idea where his son was, or what he was doing. He was recently released from prison after serving a sentence for fraud, and in the past had been fined and given a suspended sentence for driving while disqualified, after a second drink driving offence. Later he was to embarrass the Daniels family by getting drunk and selling stories about his father to the newspapers. When he was 20 he stole his father’s Ferrari, which many interpret as the action of someone crying out for attention, a child perhaps who couldn’t cope with having a famous father.

Paul Daniels did see his his son in prison after a lapse of ten years and on his release took him in when he turned up roaring drunk. They had another blazing row and that was the last he saw of his eldest son.
(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Sun 30 Jun 2002, 13:38, archived)
# well..
Thats Magic !
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sun 30 Jun 2002, 13:40, archived)
# Christ!
You've managed something I never thought possible, Spong.

I feel sorry for Paul Daniels.

What have you done to me?

WHAT HAVE YOU CREATED?
(I helped save b3ta! binster, Sun 30 Jun 2002, 13:42, archived)
# Count
to ten...take deep breaths....think calming thoughts....the feelings you have at the moment will pass ....
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sun 30 Jun 2002, 13:43, archived)
# One... two... three...
...nine...ten...he's a cunt.

That's much better. Cheers.
(I helped save b3ta! binster, Sun 30 Jun 2002, 13:46, archived)
# See
the old ways are the best....
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sun 30 Jun 2002, 13:49, archived)