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# have you looked in the mirror lately?
:)
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 14 Aug 2003, 11:22, archived)
# Now now girls
lets not fight.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 14 Aug 2003, 11:22, archived)
# Not when the webcam isn't working properly
Samsonite knows I meant it. I avoid looking in the mirror, scares me too much. I only have one very small one in my house.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 14 Aug 2003, 11:24, archived)
# it's a nightmare trying to check
that you're hair matches your shoes at your house
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Thu 14 Aug 2003, 11:27, archived)
# So you've heard
*prim*
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 14 Aug 2003, 11:30, archived)
#

cripes, you're denying even having me around for tea, now
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Thu 14 Aug 2003, 11:37, archived)
# tea?
you'd be lucky. Coffee, mebbee.
Just to see my etchings, you understand.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 14 Aug 2003, 11:39, archived)
# No, let them.
I have a paddling pool full of jelly they can use. And some bikinis.
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Thu 14 Aug 2003, 11:24, archived)
# Cor,
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 14 Aug 2003, 11:26, archived)
# Jelly you perv!
It's jam or nothing goddam it.
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Thu 14 Aug 2003, 11:27, archived)
# He's fucking sick!
Jam it is then. You like it with pips?
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 14 Aug 2003, 11:28, archived)
# I can get jam....
....lots of jam. Do you do peanut butter?
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Thu 14 Aug 2003, 11:29, archived)
# FILTH!
Are you american or summat?
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 14 Aug 2003, 11:31, archived)
# Pfffft!
No, as well you know lass! But I like peanut butter.
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Thu 14 Aug 2003, 11:32, archived)
# It's probably too thick for wrestling
Would probably moisturise the skin well though. Maybe after the jam wrestling.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 14 Aug 2003, 11:35, archived)
# Cor,
Jam is good, jam would work.
Jam wrestling...
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 14 Aug 2003, 11:30, archived)
# I sense one of your
"private moments" approaching.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 14 Aug 2003, 11:32, archived)
# they don't
last long
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Thu 14 Aug 2003, 11:32, archived)
# Hmmmm?
Sorry...what was that...miles away...wrestling in Jam...
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 14 Aug 2003, 11:33, archived)
# We're so good to you.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 14 Aug 2003, 11:35, archived)
# mmmmmm
I mean mmmyes.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 14 Aug 2003, 11:40, archived)
# we'd have to play
'pump up the jam' as they walk into the ring/paddling pool
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Thu 14 Aug 2003, 11:34, archived)
# :D
You git .
You made me laugh at that.
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Thu 14 Aug 2003, 11:38, archived)
# heh heh
Maybe for next year's b3taf3st. How would we keep the flies away though?
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 14 Aug 2003, 11:38, archived)
# We'll all
take our trousers off...
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 14 Aug 2003, 11:39, archived)
# I was expecting something like that
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 14 Aug 2003, 11:41, archived)
# And wave your
enormous sticks about?
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Thu 14 Aug 2003, 11:41, archived)
# Something like that...
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 14 Aug 2003, 11:42, archived)
# Jam
frogs!
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Thu 14 Aug 2003, 11:43, archived)
# Shit
in the corner?
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Thu 14 Aug 2003, 11:41, archived)
# vegetarian
with pips.
They're a good exfoliant.
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Thu 14 Aug 2003, 11:30, archived)
# what a good idea
Could be a competition entry. How to market jam wrestling to girls...
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 14 Aug 2003, 11:33, archived)
# Every time I do
they crack.
I'm up to 3192 years bad luck already.
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Thu 14 Aug 2003, 11:25, archived)
# I've broken 7 mirrors in my life
eep
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 14 Aug 2003, 11:27, archived)