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(I helped save b3ta! six50, Thu 14 Aug 2003, 11:11, archived)
# Hahaha
that is inexplicably hilarious!
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Thu 14 Aug 2003, 11:12, archived)
# woo
brill..
(I helped save b3ta! Obz Click, ting, stamps, Thu 14 Aug 2003, 11:12, archived)
# oh
that IS fabulous
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Thu 14 Aug 2003, 11:12, archived)
# 'lo you, and mister elephant.
How did you boh get on results-wise.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Thu 14 Aug 2003, 11:37, archived)
# yarrrrrrrr
this be great
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 14 Aug 2003, 11:12, archived)
# ha harr!
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Thu 14 Aug 2003, 11:13, archived)
# i thought i recognised him
www.b3ta.com/board/1163274
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 14 Aug 2003, 11:17, archived)
# But (s)he looks more crazed when she's moving.
And a bit less like Cherie Blair.
Woo to the pic
(I helped save b3ta! MissPrism, Thu 14 Aug 2003, 11:29, archived)
# Faster
Faster
(Tabilda Been away a LONG time *grovels*, Thu 14 Aug 2003, 11:12, archived)
# hahaha !
that rocks !
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Thu 14 Aug 2003, 11:12, archived)
# Mad

wooyayhoupla
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Thu 14 Aug 2003, 11:13, archived)
# Hahahahaha
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Thu 14 Aug 2003, 11:13, archived)
# riding along in my automobile...
scary dog at the wheel...
Houpla!
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 14 Aug 2003, 11:14, archived)
# you
stole a kiss at the turn of the mile?
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Thu 14 Aug 2003, 11:16, archived)
# squeezed my nuts and made me smile.
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Thu 14 Aug 2003, 11:17, archived)
# I did not!
FILTH!
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 14 Aug 2003, 11:18, archived)
# I trapped my thumb in her purple caboose
trying to get her Bra unloose.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 14 Aug 2003, 11:19, archived)
# Favourite song on the radio....
....hanging out with a two dollar ho.
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Thu 14 Aug 2003, 11:20, archived)
# Unloose?
Surely that means tighter?
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Thu 14 Aug 2003, 11:20, archived)
# bovine
likes to help ladies in distress
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Thu 14 Aug 2003, 11:22, archived)
# which dress?
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Thu 14 Aug 2003, 11:23, archived)
# dis one
*points*
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Thu 14 Aug 2003, 11:23, archived)
# And its
a very nice dress too, it goes with your eyes.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 14 Aug 2003, 11:23, archived)
# Bloodshot?
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Thu 14 Aug 2003, 11:24, archived)
# Ask Baz
He's an eye doc
(I helped save b3ta! OldWhit, Thu 14 Aug 2003, 11:26, archived)
# I thought that was just a ploy
to get girls to look into his eyes so he can hypnotise them into going out with him.
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Thu 14 Aug 2003, 11:29, archived)
# no
he is just distracting them whilst he steals their wallets.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Thu 14 Aug 2003, 11:40, archived)
# come back!
I'm blind!
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Thu 14 Aug 2003, 11:24, archived)
# caboose?
you know some strange girls...
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Thu 14 Aug 2003, 11:20, archived)
# have you looked in the mirror lately?
:)
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 14 Aug 2003, 11:22, archived)
# Now now girls
lets not fight.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 14 Aug 2003, 11:22, archived)
# Not when the webcam isn't working properly
Samsonite knows I meant it. I avoid looking in the mirror, scares me too much. I only have one very small one in my house.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 14 Aug 2003, 11:24, archived)
# it's a nightmare trying to check
that you're hair matches your shoes at your house
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Thu 14 Aug 2003, 11:27, archived)
# So you've heard
*prim*
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 14 Aug 2003, 11:30, archived)
#

cripes, you're denying even having me around for tea, now
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Thu 14 Aug 2003, 11:37, archived)
# tea?
you'd be lucky. Coffee, mebbee.
Just to see my etchings, you understand.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 14 Aug 2003, 11:39, archived)
# No, let them.
I have a paddling pool full of jelly they can use. And some bikinis.
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Thu 14 Aug 2003, 11:24, archived)
# Cor,
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 14 Aug 2003, 11:26, archived)
# Jelly you perv!
It's jam or nothing goddam it.
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Thu 14 Aug 2003, 11:27, archived)
# He's fucking sick!
Jam it is then. You like it with pips?
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 14 Aug 2003, 11:28, archived)
# I can get jam....
....lots of jam. Do you do peanut butter?
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Thu 14 Aug 2003, 11:29, archived)
# FILTH!
Are you american or summat?
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 14 Aug 2003, 11:31, archived)
# Pfffft!
No, as well you know lass! But I like peanut butter.
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Thu 14 Aug 2003, 11:32, archived)
# It's probably too thick for wrestling
Would probably moisturise the skin well though. Maybe after the jam wrestling.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 14 Aug 2003, 11:35, archived)
# Cor,
Jam is good, jam would work.
Jam wrestling...
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 14 Aug 2003, 11:30, archived)
# I sense one of your
"private moments" approaching.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 14 Aug 2003, 11:32, archived)
# they don't
last long
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Thu 14 Aug 2003, 11:32, archived)
# Hmmmm?
Sorry...what was that...miles away...wrestling in Jam...
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 14 Aug 2003, 11:33, archived)
# We're so good to you.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 14 Aug 2003, 11:35, archived)
# mmmmmm
I mean mmmyes.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 14 Aug 2003, 11:40, archived)
# we'd have to play
'pump up the jam' as they walk into the ring/paddling pool
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Thu 14 Aug 2003, 11:34, archived)
# :D
You git .
You made me laugh at that.
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Thu 14 Aug 2003, 11:38, archived)
# heh heh
Maybe for next year's b3taf3st. How would we keep the flies away though?
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 14 Aug 2003, 11:38, archived)
# We'll all
take our trousers off...
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 14 Aug 2003, 11:39, archived)
# I was expecting something like that
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 14 Aug 2003, 11:41, archived)
# And wave your
enormous sticks about?
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Thu 14 Aug 2003, 11:41, archived)
# Something like that...
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 14 Aug 2003, 11:42, archived)
# Jam
frogs!
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Thu 14 Aug 2003, 11:43, archived)
# Shit
in the corner?
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Thu 14 Aug 2003, 11:41, archived)
# vegetarian
with pips.
They're a good exfoliant.
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Thu 14 Aug 2003, 11:30, archived)
# what a good idea
Could be a competition entry. How to market jam wrestling to girls...
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 14 Aug 2003, 11:33, archived)
# Every time I do
they crack.
I'm up to 3192 years bad luck already.
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Thu 14 Aug 2003, 11:25, archived)
# I've broken 7 mirrors in my life
eep
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 14 Aug 2003, 11:27, archived)
# marvellous!
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Thu 14 Aug 2003, 11:16, archived)
# hehehehe
woo-nderful!
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Thu 14 Aug 2003, 11:17, archived)
# hehe
yay!
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Thu 14 Aug 2003, 11:17, archived)
# Woo
If he keeps smiling like that it'll take ages to clean all the flies off his teeth!
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Thu 14 Aug 2003, 11:17, archived)
# Now I understand it
the teeth are from that winup toy "teeth with feet" thing.
(TheFairyClinkerBell, Thu 14 Aug 2003, 11:20, archived)
# woo
(I helped save b3ta! GTA, Thu 14 Aug 2003, 11:20, archived)
# brilliantly b3tan
yay!
(I helped save b3ta! lemonhead, Thu 14 Aug 2003, 11:23, archived)
# yay
thats super!
(I helped save b3ta! monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Thu 14 Aug 2003, 11:23, archived)