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# there's one rule
love me, love my goat
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Tue 2 Jul 2002, 17:29, archived)
# can i point out that
myself and skagg were quoting the film 'orgazmo'. despite what some people think, i am not gay.
skagg is though.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Tue 2 Jul 2002, 17:32, archived)
# damn you!
never rush a closet outing!
(skagg, Tue 2 Jul 2002, 17:37, archived)
# no time to pull your willy out of a guys ass?
[/stupid homophobic-stylee cheap laugh knob joke]
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Tue 2 Jul 2002, 17:46, archived)
# Oh yes... Yes! YES!
Um... line..?
(I helped save b3ta! spawn, Tue 2 Jul 2002, 17:48, archived)
# Are you Sancho?
No you are not. Neither is Scott Baio Sancho. Frank Gifford is not Sancho. But I...
(skagg, Tue 2 Jul 2002, 17:53, archived)
# dude!
that's some hot fuckin shit right there! yeah! suck that cock!
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Tue 2 Jul 2002, 17:54, archived)
# Dad,
I dont think I'm gonna do it Hamster Style anymore.
(skagg, Tue 2 Jul 2002, 17:58, archived)
# "can't i call them the naughty twins?"
"they're the assfuck twins, they get fucked in the ass! why the fuck would we call them the naughty twins when they get fucked in the ass?"
"well, thats pretty naughty"
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Tue 2 Jul 2002, 18:00, archived)
# I loved Orgazmo
I was a big fan of Alferd Packer the Musical (later to be renamed Cannibal the Musical) even before south park. then south park came out, me big fan for awhile, then orgazmo came out and I missed it for ages. I finally saw it a couple years back though.
that's my super-exciting orgazmo story.
I think I need to get back to what I was doing.
ok bye.
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Tue 2 Jul 2002, 18:12, archived)
# oh...
someone said "unicorns kick ass" the other day. i thought they were just being nice to me.
(I helped save b3ta! the triple legendary unicorn, Tue 2 Jul 2002, 18:57, archived)
# does
it have to be in that order?
(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Tue 2 Jul 2002, 17:33, archived)