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# I don't wanna sound like a queer or nothin
but I think Depeche Mode is a sweet band!
(, Tue 2 Jul 2002, 17:18, archived)
# nor do I,
but unicorns are kick-ass!
(, Tue 2 Jul 2002, 17:20, archived)
# er...
flower arranging is cool
(, Tue 2 Jul 2002, 17:22, archived)
# I
like wearing dresses at the weekend
(, Tue 2 Jul 2002, 17:24, archived)
# why wait
for the weekend? put one on now!

sorry, isn't this dodgywebcamchat.com?
/coat
(, Tue 2 Jul 2002, 17:27, archived)
# ooopppps
this isn't saturday? SHIT better take it off then!
(, Tue 2 Jul 2002, 17:29, archived)
# during the week I am naked
:/
(, Tue 2 Jul 2002, 17:39, archived)
# really
cocktail frocks or ballroom?
(, Tue 2 Jul 2002, 17:27, archived)
# still not wanting to sound like a queer or nothing
but i think you have a seriously sweet ass
(, Tue 2 Jul 2002, 17:24, archived)
# not
after what i had for dinner today
(, Tue 2 Jul 2002, 17:26, archived)
# me neither
but, I would really like to make love to you tonight.
(, Tue 2 Jul 2002, 17:26, archived)
# gutted
u didn't cut your finger off for your 'mate' mate?

perv

cold shower for mike please.
(, Tue 2 Jul 2002, 17:29, archived)
# there's one rule
love me, love my goat
(, Tue 2 Jul 2002, 17:29, archived)
# can i point out that
myself and skagg were quoting the film 'orgazmo'. despite what some people think, i am not gay.
skagg is though.
(, Tue 2 Jul 2002, 17:32, archived)
# damn you!
never rush a closet outing!
(, Tue 2 Jul 2002, 17:37, archived)
# no time to pull your willy out of a guys ass?
[/stupid homophobic-stylee cheap laugh knob joke]
(, Tue 2 Jul 2002, 17:46, archived)
# Oh yes... Yes! YES!
Um... line..?
(, Tue 2 Jul 2002, 17:48, archived)
# Are you Sancho?
No you are not. Neither is Scott Baio Sancho. Frank Gifford is not Sancho. But I...
(, Tue 2 Jul 2002, 17:53, archived)
# dude!
that's some hot fuckin shit right there! yeah! suck that cock!
(, Tue 2 Jul 2002, 17:54, archived)
# Dad,
I dont think I'm gonna do it Hamster Style anymore.
(, Tue 2 Jul 2002, 17:58, archived)
# "can't i call them the naughty twins?"
"they're the assfuck twins, they get fucked in the ass! why the fuck would we call them the naughty twins when they get fucked in the ass?"
"well, thats pretty naughty"
(, Tue 2 Jul 2002, 18:00, archived)
# I loved Orgazmo
I was a big fan of Alferd Packer the Musical (later to be renamed Cannibal the Musical) even before south park. then south park came out, me big fan for awhile, then orgazmo came out and I missed it for ages. I finally saw it a couple years back though.
that's my super-exciting orgazmo story.
I think I need to get back to what I was doing.
ok bye.
(, Tue 2 Jul 2002, 18:12, archived)
# oh...
someone said "unicorns kick ass" the other day. i thought they were just being nice to me.
(, Tue 2 Jul 2002, 18:57, archived)
# does
it have to be in that order?
(, Tue 2 Jul 2002, 17:33, archived)