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the ultimate websiteHey, check out my mate's new website.
Easily my best work yet.
Easily my best work yet.
From the Photoshop an Ostrich challenge. See all 585 entries (closed)
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now, i'm a bit new to this b3ta larkwould this be an example of a moment to scream 'COCK OFF!' at the top of my voice?
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Tue 19 Aug 2003, 23:16,
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need... to... stop... but... can't...come.... play..... in... the... b3ta... room...
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Tue 19 Aug 2003, 23:22,
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look, he's newer than youso give people a chance to actually get through the door and see how nice we can be/they are before we shoo them away ;)
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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology,
Tue 19 Aug 2003, 23:17,
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My answer up there looks really unfluffy.But I won't delete it.
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dogsbollocks,
Tue 19 Aug 2003, 23:17,
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FnordYou were kindly to me in the early days and I've never forgotten it
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Tue 19 Aug 2003, 23:18,
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wheredid you go?
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology,
Tue 19 Aug 2003, 23:22,
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Even though I'm 90% sure you didn't mean meI've been busy and in the midst of a devastating hummus drought
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Tue 19 Aug 2003, 23:24,
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I was just idly quoting Giovanni & Sebastian againI really do love that song Dancing With Mr T so :)
If you need hummus remember the fuzzbucket randimaginator is always there to help :)
(If you need hummus remember the fuzzbucket randimaginator is always there to help :)
Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology,
Tue 19 Aug 2003, 23:31,
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hehehehe:)
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology,
Tue 19 Aug 2003, 23:31,
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ok oki'm just playing this by ear...
he'd better be nice, mind, or I'll be incredibly upset
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Tue 19 Aug 2003, 23:19,
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he'd better be nice, mind, or I'll be incredibly upset
There is a clear difference between people that don't understand things yetand those who are trolling around. You can spot the trolls after a while.
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology,
Tue 19 Aug 2003, 23:21,
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What arethe defining troll characteristics that distinguish them from naifs?
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Tue 19 Aug 2003, 23:23,
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persistant annoying behaviourdeliberate provocation of people
Although some people have managed to transgress that and become 'lovable antiheroes' like Zorak & Moltar and the Council Of Doom.
(Although some people have managed to transgress that and become 'lovable antiheroes' like Zorak & Moltar and the Council Of Doom.
Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology,
Tue 19 Aug 2003, 23:25,
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right, gotchaif he spams about his mate's site again, i'll give a hefty 'COCK OFF!'
if he turns out to be nice and admires people's work - then I'll congratulate him on his lack of trollness
however, if he shits in my garden - well god only knows what i'll do
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Tue 19 Aug 2003, 23:28,
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if he turns out to be nice and admires people's work - then I'll congratulate him on his lack of trollness
however, if he shits in my garden - well god only knows what i'll do
'spams about his mate's site' ?err, hello?
"It's a joke"
"It isn't really a good website"
wakey wakey mate.
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Wed 20 Aug 2003, 0:21,
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"It's a joke"
"It isn't really a good website"
wakey wakey mate.
as a further explanationif everyone is rude to new people then new people will think that the way to deal with new people is to be rude to them, so pretty soon you've got an evergrowing army of people being rude to everyone.
Which is not a nice place to be around.
(Which is not a nice place to be around.
Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology,
Tue 19 Aug 2003, 23:20,
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i think it's funny when we all talk about themlike they can't see what we're saying.
b3tan #1 - YOU SUCK!
b3tan #2 - don't say that, be nice.
b3tan #1 - didn't they read the FAQ?? don't they know what we do here??!!
b3tan #2 - you're right! COCK OFF NEWBIE!
not saying that's how it goes. it just tickles me at times.
(b3tan #1 - YOU SUCK!
b3tan #2 - don't say that, be nice.
b3tan #1 - didn't they read the FAQ?? don't they know what we do here??!!
b3tan #2 - you're right! COCK OFF NEWBIE!
not saying that's how it goes. it just tickles me at times.
cwethan,
Tue 19 Aug 2003, 23:21,
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YOU SUCK!... ;P
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Tue 19 Aug 2003, 23:24,
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HiiiiiiiiiiiiYA!
(Hong Kong Fooey style)
((Hong Kong Fooey style)
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Tue 19 Aug 2003, 23:30,
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dont say that be nicei too can type with little or no inflection in my typing because i do not use any punctuation or sentence structure and can keep babbling on and on about nothing until others throw up from the dizzyness...
Seriously though, cweth and I are playing!
(Seriously though, cweth and I are playing!
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Tue 19 Aug 2003, 23:33,
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you're right! COCK OFF NEWBIE!sorry i was just copying him above - i forgot the comma... derrrrrr i was also playing, but thought it might also be humourous to leave punctuation out... your all gay.
popt_art,
Tue 19 Aug 2003, 23:36,
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I am humorousand soo fucking HUNGRY!!!!!
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Tue 19 Aug 2003, 23:43,
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No fucking money and I am stuck at work...I forgot my sack lunch.
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Tue 19 Aug 2003, 23:53,
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You once told me to cock off...for pearoasting...
100% of FACT!
(100% of FACT!
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Tue 19 Aug 2003, 23:24,
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not when you were new thoughI'm sure i'd have given you a bit of time to get used to things before such an outrageous slurrreee... hic/
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology,
Tue 19 Aug 2003, 23:26,
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I was relatively new'bout 3 months out.
Oh I'm sure i was being a troll.
(Oh I'm sure i was being a troll.
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Tue 19 Aug 2003, 23:30,
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Hello if you're reading Ade in london btwI know you're less than half an hour old now but just watch the board and you'll pickup on how best to do stuff in no time :)
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology,
Tue 19 Aug 2003, 23:33,
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Is that the first thing you said to me?Really?
GOSH.. you ARE NICE :D
edit: no sarcasm intended...
(GOSH.. you ARE NICE :D
edit: no sarcasm intended...
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Tue 19 Aug 2003, 23:36,
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gee, thanx my friend...well i just thought i'd post an amusing pic of my mate on the web. feel free to rant on about it for hours if it makes you lot feel good.
SORRY if i didn't 'conform to the board'. No doubt the storm troopers will be round to take me away any minute...
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Wed 20 Aug 2003, 0:15,
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SORRY if i didn't 'conform to the board'. No doubt the storm troopers will be round to take me away any minute...
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AHEM: STANDARD B3TAN GREETING TO FOLLOWHELLO AND WELCOME TO B3TA!
So, you've decided to give up on life and
join us on our quest of perfecting three
of the 7 deadly sins. (you pick your 3)
Here are some thing you might want to know:
1) Please don't post images that are not yours,
or hosted by you. This is "bandwidth stealing"
2) Confused by our lingo? try www.flibz.com/dictionary you cockbadger!*
3) When in doubt, shop a kitten.
4) Don't feed the trolls (refer to your b3tan dictionary for this definition)
5) Stick it up your arse! (from Baz, local troll)
*for grammatical effect only
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Tue 19 Aug 2003, 23:26,
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anti-pedantwhen he said 7 sins, he meant the 7 sins... then gave 5 examples of something else
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Tue 19 Aug 2003, 23:36,
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Thank you Vork....
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Tue 19 Aug 2003, 23:41,
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