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# Just to go off on a tangent
Why do the BBC think that their night-time audience consists of insomniac deaf-mutes? Or do they just expect such people to video 3 hours of programming each night. The majority of people watching telly now are probably people who man our bars and clubs, trying to unwind after an evening dealing with the general public.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 1:25, archived)
# Because they're legally obligated to do it.
(goat thinks you're shit, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 1:26, archived)
# I'm aware of this
but they could just as easily do it after 3am, or at mid-day on BBC2, as noone watched that shite anyway, not even students and the unemployed.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 1:29, archived)
# Maybe Greg Dyke hates deaf people.
As a part of his hatred, he makes them have to either stay up really late and ruin their employment chances, or have to work out how to program a video recorder, which is worse.
(goat thinks you're shit, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 1:31, archived)
# Ive heard he hates little monkeys...
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Fri 22 Aug 2003, 1:32, archived)
# Greg Dyke is a dwarf
FACT
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 1:33, archived)
# and a
Dyke...
100% FACT
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 1:33, archived)
# YOU
FUCKING DWARF!

I only heard that tune for the first time today...
(vork and burlap, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 1:33, archived)
# There's no need to be rude.
(goat thinks you're shit, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 1:38, archived)
# i'm going to put it on now
over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over again

whilst i wank
(vork and burlap, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 1:41, archived)
# Greg Dyke has a stupid name
100% FACT
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Fri 22 Aug 2003, 1:34, archived)
# And Austrailian media tycoons,
...presumably?
(I helped save b3ta! hazzamon I've nothing better to do, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 1:34, archived)
# the Ruby Wax - Jim Carrey interview
was fucking hilarious in sign language

the guy kept doing realy weird faces for no reason
(vork and burlap, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 1:26, archived)
# 'Today with Des and Mel'
is also amusing when signed, becasue the signer try to dance along with songs while he's signing the lyrics.
(I helped save b3ta! hazzamon I've nothing better to do, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 1:37, archived)
# dunno
but i find television for the deaf quite relaxing. the facial expressions on people signing are ace
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 1:27, archived)
# Ive wondered the same thing myself many times.
another point is, most deaf people arent going to bother paying the licence fee for a fucking television when they cant even hear the fucking thing, so whats the point? unless they REALLY want to watch reruns of "walking with dinosaurs" with that fat bitch doing the signing at 3:00am in the fucking morning...
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Fri 22 Aug 2003, 1:27, archived)
# don't they get like 50p off the fee?
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 1:28, archived)
# I thought that was old people?
and even if it isnt, what the fuck is 50p? Ive just had to shell out fucking £116 for my Tv licence!
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Fri 22 Aug 2003, 1:29, archived)
# although I suppose its an extra tin of cat food for them to eat....
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Fri 22 Aug 2003, 1:30, archived)
# Blind people
Have to pay 75% of a normal TV licence...

Possibly. Could well be *100% FACT*
(Fur King Wang Car, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 1:32, archived)
# do it
monthly direct debit

it's less painful and it feels like you're paying less - when you're not - you're just being bled slowly
(vork and burlap, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 1:30, archived)
# Id rather just get it out of the way whilst i have the cash.
no guarantee ill be able to pay it in a months time.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Fri 22 Aug 2003, 1:33, archived)
# you mean
you pay yours?
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 1:34, archived)
# yeah
stupid really, but there you go. God, Ill have a drivers licence and a mortgage next...
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Fri 22 Aug 2003, 1:35, archived)
# Subtitles.
(goat thinks you're shit, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 1:28, archived)
# Easy....
Tiger!
(HorusUK livin' the Vida Loca since, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 1:28, archived)
# dont worry, Im calm
I just swear a lot.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Fri 22 Aug 2003, 1:29, archived)
# Wish I was a...
cunning linguist...

/coat
(HorusUK livin' the Vida Loca since, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 1:30, archived)