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# 3 days ago, i had a nightmare about being infested by fleas and having to pull them out of my hair
i awoke to find i had pulled out some small clumps of hair

this is 100% of rather scary fact.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:05, archived)
# Pubic hair?
.
(Icouldsleepforever, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:06, archived)
# unfortunately not
although the missing bits are too small to see, my scalp don't half hurt.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:09, archived)
# Ripping your own hair will do that
Ouch
(Icouldsleepforever, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:10, archived)
# !
oooowwww!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:10, archived)
# well i suppose its better than this KKKompo
(smoglane!, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:06, archived)
# Did you also dream you were eating a giant marshmallow
and woke up to find your pillow missing?..
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:07, archived)
# Did you see the velvet soup version of that?
Man wakes up from a dream about eating marshmallows to find he's really eaten his wife.

Nightmares for days afterwards
(Icouldsleepforever, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:08, archived)
# I thought i had
dreamed velvet soup because i couldnt find anyone else who saw it. Whew.

On another note i'll bid you all goodnight. The cider has finally kicked in and i am receding, a distant ship smoke on the horizon....
(thediscokingpin, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:13, archived)
# One night
I woke up to find I had shit and pissed in my underwear while asleep.

Mind you, I was only 6 months old at the time.
(I helped save b3ta! hazzamon I've nothing better to do, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:08, archived)
# A few weeks ago I had a dream about running.
I woke up when I got cramp in my leg.
(goat thinks you're shit, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:10, archived)