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# you think?
has your mate said anything?
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:26, archived)
# I just
know.

She gave me a back massage for like ages and ages and when I was talking to her, she was like in my face a lot but in a nice way.


I was going to reply with 'She's female, of course she does...' but thought better of it.
(Fellmeister, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:28, archived)
# ooh
you're in mate.
Ask her out
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:31, archived)
# Hmm.
Let me rephrase it...

How can I pull her without causing too much attension from my parents and other family friends who'll be around at a family barbeque tomoz?
(Fellmeister, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:33, archived)
# Make sure you run out of something
then go off to the supermarket (or whatever errand destination is appropriate) together.

If she fancies you, she'll be in on the excuse like a shot.

Edit: Jesus, since when was I an agony aunt? I need more of a life.
(Astatine, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:35, archived)
# Not a bad
plan at all.
(Fellmeister, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:38, archived)
# That's actually
a very very good plan
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:39, archived)
# The trick
is "organising" the barbecue to be missing a vital ingredient. Like charcoal, or something.
(Astatine, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:43, archived)
# Ah.
One flaw is that my mum's pretty much covered all the bases as far as the barbeque is concerned. Mum's are a bit crap like that.

Any other ideas?

How about if I offered to show her my meagre b3ta picture collection?
(Fellmeister, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:48, archived)
# Is that just a modern way of saying
'would you like to see my etchings'
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:51, archived)
# Yes.
Yes I suppose it is.
(Fellmeister, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:54, archived)
# ooh
hit her on the head and drag her out of the barbeque.
Honestly I don't know how you can pull her discretly, just talk to her fill up her drink, go get her food. Just be nice to her and try not to think about everyone else around you
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:37, archived)
# And while you're at it
put some Barry White on the stereo.
Edit: If there's any of him left after the barbecue. I'm sure there's plenty to go 'round.
(Astatine, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:38, archived)
# But I thought they
sprinkled him into the ocean..
(Fellmeister, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:40, archived)
# Well the latter
half is obvious really but thank you anyway. I'm just one of those who hates gossipers hanging over your shoulder rather than just letting stuff happen. Plus her uncle is gonna be there tomorrow too.
(Fellmeister, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:39, archived)