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# I thought
that you could still be hung for eating the Queens swans?
(, Sat 30 Aug 2003, 20:08, archived)
# I ate a swan once
tasted like lead
(, Sat 30 Aug 2003, 20:10, archived)
# that
falls under treason I think, 'cause you're stealing her stuff or something

however I doubt the imigrants who'd ate them last month got hung...
(, Sat 30 Aug 2003, 20:11, archived)
# oooh
(, Sat 30 Aug 2003, 20:13, archived)
# Imegrants!?
Eating swans!?!

So the free housing, mobile phones, food vouchers and £500 towards a car isnt enough, now they have to eat our swans too!

Damned them, damned them all back to Calais!
(, Sat 30 Aug 2003, 20:15, archived)
# I thort they abolished all of those
with a law a couple of years back. It wiped out all the arcane stuff like shooting Welshmen in the back in Hereford and playing footie on Sunday and stealing bees is ok if they were swarming, etc, etc
(, Sat 30 Aug 2003, 20:14, archived)
# my favourite one
is that Christmas puddings are technically illegal.

So they should be too, they are fucking horrible.
(, Sat 30 Aug 2003, 20:16, archived)
# How come
They're illegal then?
(, Sat 30 Aug 2003, 20:17, archived)
# One of the Kings
I forget which one, decided that they were disgusting and banned them. Then like the other stupid laws, it never got overulled so technically is in place.

Oh, and all taxi drivers should by law have a bail of hay in their boot at all times.
(, Sat 30 Aug 2003, 20:19, archived)
# A mate of mine had a 'revenge kit'
which included an official looking sticker that said "It is illegal to tip the driver" in 8 different languages.
(, Sat 30 Aug 2003, 20:21, archived)
# not forgetting
a sack of oats www.dumblaws.com WARNING: Crappy american site for stupid people who sign up to humour mailing lists - activate the popup blocker
(, Sat 30 Aug 2003, 20:26, archived)