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# Didn't someone get killed
by a Dyson recently? Or injured or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 12:59, archived)
# nah... the doctor managed to remove it.
(it still hurts to pee though)
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 13:00, archived)
# yow
I heard once of a poor chap who tried to use a wet'n'dry vac as a "female substitute"... couldn't get enough suction through the hose, so he took it off and went straight for where it plugs into the body of the machine - without a thought for the mascerating blades that chop up hairballs and things!
of course, it may just be another urban myth...
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 13:03, archived)
# yowwie
...and mascerating blades sound even worse!
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 13:04, archived)
#
eep!
(martian, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 13:04, archived)
# Mmmm
'Friend of a friend', eh? ; )
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Sun 31 Aug 2003, 13:08, archived)
# probably
one of those "I heard on the news/saw on tv/read in the back of the Sport" things ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 13:13, archived)
# It may be an urban myth
but it's still a warning to all of us..
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 13:24, archived)
# in your case
the moral would be "stick to sheep"?
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 13:35, archived)
# Which reminds me
of the tale of the poor guy who mixed up his KY with his superglue...
(I helped save b3ta! roystead, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 1:34, archived)
# arf
(smoglane!, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 13:04, archived)
# There you go!
www.thescotsman.co.uk/scotland.cfm?id=951032003

It's started!!!!!!! Eek.. Now I'm really scared of that pic!
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 13:04, archived)
# tenner says
he'd stuck his cock in it.
(martian, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 13:05, archived)
# sounds like something an american would do
find somewhere ridiculously unsafe to try something new, and then blame everyone else when it goes wrong...

I want to sue Rob for making me waste my days on b3ta!
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 13:07, archived)
# I think...
many companies would like to sue Rob!
(I helped save b3ta! Generationgav, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 13:30, archived)