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# You better stop drinking. Your face is getting blurry....
(I helped save b3ta! MadMike, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 2:58, archived)
# Nice doggy
nice turpentine..

woo!

..I just deleted a spam from someone claiming to be called Phoebe Best. Apparently she "..took these & my cock grew 3'!!".

Blimey.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 3:01, archived)
# she am the best
(vork and burlap, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 3:02, archived)
# Well, I'm not dumb but I can't understand
Why she walks like a woman and talks like a man
Oh my Lola, lo lo lo Lola, lo lo lo Lola
(I helped save b3ta! matsimpsk, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 3:15, archived)
# There's an old song what goes....
Rachel Rachel I've been thinkin'
What in the world have you been drinkin'
Was it whiskey? Was it wine?
Oh my gosh - it's turpentine....
(I helped save b3ta! MadMike, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 3:03, archived)
# Rachel Rachel, I've been thinking
Someone out there has been drinking
is it Rum or is is rye
or could it be old Redeye
anyway it ain't worth plinking
(I helped save b3ta! faithy, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 3:08, archived)
# I sit
corrected.
(I helped save b3ta! MadMike, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 3:09, archived)
# multiple
verses?
(||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 3:10, archived)
# Perhaps!
Good thinkin'!

It rained so hard the day I left,
the weather it was dry.

It was so hot, I froze to death.

Oh rachel don't you cry.
(I helped save b3ta! MadMike, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 3:12, archived)
# sorry
lost theat limerick quality


but thanks for playing
(I helped save b3ta! faithy, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 3:16, archived)
# gimmee a first line and I'll try
but limiricks are 5 lined only
traditionally
(I helped save b3ta! faithy, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 3:13, archived)
# Cheese and wine of finest vintage....
..........
(||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 3:15, archived)
# Cheese and wine of the finest vintage
Art sublime the finest montage
but bid upon bid
they did and they did
Until they reached the highest mintage
(I helped save b3ta! faithy, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 3:18, archived)
# i'm not having
'vintage' and 'montage'

and that's final
(vork and burlap, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 3:20, archived)
# secon
ded
(||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 3:24, archived)
# well
I tried


pronounciationmhas always been iffy
(I helped save b3ta! faithy, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 3:31, archived)
# that made me laugh a lot
and i wish i knew why :(
(vork and burlap, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 3:36, archived)
# Makes a man
healty, wealthy and wise.

That's it.... I'm off like a dirty pair of socks.

ltr
(I helped save b3ta! MadMike, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 3:19, archived)
# There once was a man from Nantucket.......
....
(I helped save b3ta! MadMike, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 3:16, archived)
# too easy
but thank you for playing
(I helped save b3ta! faithy, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 3:19, archived)
# who had an enournously large container
?
(I helped save b3ta! KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 3:21, archived)
# thankee
i just made it up tho

ha ha ha

not bad if I do say so myself
(I helped save b3ta! faithy, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 3:11, archived)
# spong
except they are moving?

yes?

just trying to figure out the language
(I helped save b3ta! faithy, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 3:02, archived)
#
ani-spong?
(||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 3:11, archived)
# oh ok
like I said just trying to get a B3tacabulary
(I helped save b3ta! faithy, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 3:12, archived)
# note the fact
it took me 9 minutes to think that up
(||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 3:13, archived)
# sorry
should have given you ten
(I helped save b3ta! faithy, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 3:14, archived)
# I don't think
I would have a better suggestion in that magic 60 seconds to be honest.
(||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 3:16, archived)
# awwww
gave you credit tho
(I helped save b3ta! faithy, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 3:20, archived)
# avast ye
but ingratiated.
(||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 3:22, archived)
# ingratiated
ingratiated!!!!!


aaqrrrgggghhhhh
(I helped save b3ta! faithy, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 3:25, archived)
# what?
what did I say?
(||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 3:26, archived)
# you don"t remember
(I helped save b3ta! faithy, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 3:32, archived)
# what
does ingratiated mean then?
(||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 3:44, archived)
# Little known fact...
..to be proper spong, the eyes should have small pupils pointing in the same direction - a stare designed to induce a feeling of fear and guilt.

The animal/person should preferrably be wearing a fez - this is optional though.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 3:20, archived)
# fez? Optional?
never!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! faithy, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 3:21, archived)
# Your new name interests me Bob......
.... I may subscribe to your philosophy... or... at least your weekly newsletter......
(I helped save b3ta! Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Mon 1 Sep 2003, 3:22, archived)
# Whoops...
...just changed back!

Feel free to think of PMGT as a cunt whenever you like though.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 3:23, archived)
# I often do......
... I saw the original Spongmeister this evening also... albeit briefly...... Now there's a cunt.....
(I helped save b3ta! Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Mon 1 Sep 2003, 3:24, archived)
# oh
we do

but in a very lovely way
(vork and burlap, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 3:25, archived)
# I love you too bob.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Mon 1 Sep 2003, 3:25, archived)
# I like
the accuracy of your description
(||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 3:22, archived)
# I still
likkeeee
(I helped save b3ta! faithy, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 3:24, archived)