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# Hahahahahaha
that's one unwell sheep if the colour of it's faeces are anything to go by. If you put the sheep's hind legs down the front of your wellies then they can't run away. FACT!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:15, archived)
# Arse
I'm colourblind. Red? Oh Furry Wankmittens.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Sheep Fat Squelchy Goodness, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:16, archived)
# "If you put the sheep's hind legs down the front of your wellies then they can't run away. "
Nah, you want to roll them over. Then they can't run away, *and* you can kiss them.
(Fur King Wang Car, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:17, archived)
# I like the cut of your jib!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:19, archived)
# Nope.
That's what the little buckles on the side are for.

/country boy
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:18, archived)
# If you shag them on the edge of a cliff...
...they push back onto you and the fear makes them clench more too.
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:19, archived)
# Again, roll them over.
I'm pretty sure one look at your face would scare them enough to make them clench. *8)
(Fur King Wang Car, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:22, archived)
# My face...
...is a chiseled manly one with a soupcon of boyish good lookery, I'll have you know! Sheep go moist just gazing upon me, as do ladies......and sometimes men.*

* may contain traces of lie
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:24, archived)
# I know I do
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:33, archived)
# ;D
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:36, archived)
# Punch it in the back of the head when you're on the vinegar strokes.
If you do it right, it passes out, and all the right muscles tighten at the right time. Sorry, did I just share too much?
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:23, archived)
# you've been
thinking about that way too much....
(I helped save b3ta! youknowyouloveit, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:28, archived)
# It's called the donkey punch.
Unscrupulous people do it to women they're shagging fudgeways.
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:32, archived)
# well
that's really horrible.

Does it ever occur to you that you can just not mention these things to other people, who might not know about them?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:47, archived)
# Actually, no, not usually.
I know it's horrible, and I'd never advocate it's use, or the use of any of the others that I know about, but I read too much Viz, so my sensibilities are kind of deadened. Sorry to offend, loike.
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:51, archived)
# Don't worry, you have a duty
to offend and inform, a bit like the BBC charter but better
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:58, archived)