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# I have seen at least two.
Instead of wasting a thread with 'why hasn't anyone made one of these?' Why not make one yourself?
WHY DON'T YOU?
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 13:59, archived)
# because
it hurts to move....
euuurrrgghh
(northern seth back is giving him jip again, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:00, archived)
# tough tits.
don't waste threads with stoopid questions
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:00, archived)
# what are you doing on Sunday you tart
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:04, archived)
# Nowt yet...
edit: The Brighton Bash id scheduled for this Saturday you must all come along!
So no idea what Sunday will bring.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:06, archived)
# bearcub is being christianed on Sunday
if you fancy it...?
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:08, archived)
# Kind of depends on where it is
How easy that is for me to get to and the state of my liver on Sunday morning.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:10, archived)
# i shall text you the info
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:11, archived)
# shplendid
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:17, archived)
# in a church? possibly near the font
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:12, archived)
# some people are so fucking funny
it could've been in the pub!
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:13, archived)
# not comic sans
I trust
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:13, archived)
# blimeh
the punhummus is strong today
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:15, archived)
# well you coming to brighton on sat??
we have bash planned.. & sundy it's to london and 100 % Gibbon's birthday
(I helped save b3ta! Darkedge, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:08, archived)
# ahh we are preparing the xtianing
otherwise we would have been there and Id've been in me new frock as well
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:09, archived)
# oi
you. Hear you got a little worse for wear after I left..
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:14, archived)
# oh yes
sick as a dog out the back door..

god we got drunk this weekend.
(I helped save b3ta! Darkedge, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:22, archived)
# umm
you got drunk
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:25, archived)
# whereas you sensibly sipped a small glass of archers.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:26, archived)
# exactly!
Though saying that I was actually a bit gone. But only because I hadn't eaten.
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:33, archived)
# I wasn't the only drunk person..
apparently the videotape footage is great...

List of quite drunken b3tans, Me, Teaseress, The_pope, Ijon Titchy, Smirnoff, Rev Dan, plus moree.. ok YOU wern't drunk.. but most of us were.
(I helped save b3ta! Darkedge, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:35, archived)
# I did one but I can't be bothered to spaz you spaz
oh alright here it is
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:02, archived)
# of course I was first

Of course.
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:09, archived)
# but not as funny as my deaf witch
of course
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:10, archived)
# true.
However, mine's exudes a more sinister quality.
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:12, archived)
# mines more believable
if it wasn't so small you could see that I wrote 'I am a cunt' on winner's cue board
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:14, archived)
# I didn't understand either of them
So I vote me the best
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:15, archived)
# death - deaf
wish - witch

and boab's makes no sense at all
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:17, archived)
# I understand that
just never heard of "deathwish" nor am quite sure who Charles Bronson is - he's not the one who killed loads of people, is he? That's Manson, I think.

/blonde
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:20, archived)
# actually....
the most violent/hard criminal in britain is called Charles Bronson...
(great cthulhu, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:24, archived)
# *checks database of wanted criminals*
I'm not sure I believe you
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:29, archived)
# get off your
couch and... I can't remember the words at all. That show was shit anyway. The kids on it always seemed to be having too much fun.
(I helped save b3ta! Mingus wonders where all the time went, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:00, archived)
# I wasn't allowed to watch it
the kids were Northern and common.
(according to my mum)
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:01, archived)
# It was always the Belfast gang
or the Cardiff gang or the fucking Newcastle gang.

Essentially, it was always the pikey incomprehensible gang.
(Mattyboy, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:03, archived)
# Like I said
"northern"
;)
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:13, archived)
# ha ha ha ha ha
strange going on about turning off TV sets as they couldn't afford them
(Mattyboy, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:19, archived)
# do you remember
the overly excited kid called Ben?
(northern seth back is giving him jip again, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:03, archived)
# I wasn't allowed to watch
you muppet, how would I know?
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:06, archived)
# sorry
if i've offended you and anyone else this afternoon with my manic hangover shenanigans
(northern seth back is giving him jip again, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:10, archived)
# not offended
just wondered how I was supposed to know anything about a programme I never watched.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:12, archived)
# so
het spijt me
(northern seth back is giving him jip again, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:12, archived)
# ooh
fancy.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:13, archived)
# I work
with another dutch bird
(northern seth back is giving him jip again, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:15, archived)
# poor you
the Dutch are all miserable penny-pinching protestants.

tee-hee.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:16, archived)
# no
this one is generally amiable and quiet
(northern seth back is giving him jip again, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:18, archived)
# eh?
what's wrong with being northern and common? it's the only things i'm good at!
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:11, archived)
# Nowt wrong with it
unless you're my Mum
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:14, archived)
# thats me
to a tee.
Did you know that prior to its reorganisation in 1972 Yorkshire sported more acres than there are letters in the Bible...
The BIBLE for christs sake!
(northern seth back is giving him jip again, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:14, archived)
# shirley
there are no more than 26 letters in the Bible...
(jakeohoho, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:22, archived)
# ok then
all the letters used over and over in the Bible....
(northern seth back is giving him jip again, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:53, archived)