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# I've never seen an elephant fly
if you've never seen an elephant ski then you've never been on acid
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:52, archived)
# I've never seen an elephant fly
i've never been on acid
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:53, archived)
# I have
and I have

they don't like it when get stuck in your jam sandwich
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:58, archived)
# it's like a big upside down squirrel
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:56, archived)
# um...what?
/confuddled
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:58, archived)
# An elephant!
Tsk... thought you knew your izzard.
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:03, archived)
# so did I!
I don't recognise that :)
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:04, archived)
# It's on my cassette of The Definite Article,
on the Hannibal bit and also in the encore with Mother Nature.
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:05, archived)
# did I
leave the gas on?
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:07, archived)
# You quote, she quote, we all quote for iced scrote.
Are you happy with your wash?
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:05, archived)
# Arf, you loon
Do the times clash, or is it doable?
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:58, archived)
# Oh, it's doable
The interview is at 10:30 in newcastle and the exam is at 2pm in Sunderland, there's a roughly 45min metro jouney, and they know I have to be back for the exam
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:01, archived)
# :o)
That's ok then. Good luck to you on both!
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:02, archived)
# fank ewe ver much
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:03, archived)
# i've seen an elephant water ski.
it was in the film honky tonk freeway.
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:01, archived)