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[challenge entry] May this never...


...ever, ever, ever be made into a real series.

*If you've seen My Hero you'll understand*

From the "The All New Adventures of ... " challenge. See all 196 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Darryn.R, Mon 8 Jul 2002, 10:51, archived)
# I really hate
that show.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 8 Jul 2002, 10:52, archived)
# As do I...
...can you tell ?
(I helped save b3ta! Darryn.R, Mon 8 Jul 2002, 10:56, archived)
# the baby
scares the shit out of me. I do agree however, it is a piss poor show.
(SnoopySnoopyDoggDogg, Mon 8 Jul 2002, 10:59, archived)
# The show
Is evil I tell you, that kid is the anti christ. Too frightening for words
(I helped save b3ta! Darryn.R, Mon 8 Jul 2002, 11:01, archived)
# isn't it the
one off the nationwide adverts?
(I helped save b3ta! youknowyouloveit, Mon 8 Jul 2002, 11:16, archived)
# Yes
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 8 Jul 2002, 10:59, archived)
# Fuck yes -
I know one person who watches it - he also happens to be the stupidest person I know...
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Mon 8 Jul 2002, 11:01, archived)
# Totally agree
That show was awful in the first series. Hmmm. How can we make it worse? I know! A TALKING BABY SUPERHERO JUST LIKE THOSE FUCKING SHITTY ADVERTS!

I suppose the worst thing is seen Ardal O'Hanlon in something so piss poor. Sigh.

Then watch "My Life" or whatever it is with Jasper Carrot. If you just vomit and actually manage to retain your internal organs you're one of the lucky ones. It should be released on DVD, but the packaging should contain nothing but two nails, a tiny hammer, and instructions on how to nail your bollocks to a tree as a humane alternative to actually watching it.
(I helped save b3ta! SpunkyBackpack, Mon 8 Jul 2002, 11:09, archived)
# Do you mean..
the uber PC and uber unfunny show where Jasper is married to an Indian woman and has several children including one in a wheelchair ?

Oh yes, a laugh a decade that is.

Coming next on BBC 1 - A new comedy about a one legged lesbian dwarf who adopts a Nigerian narcoleptic spastic orphan baby and moves to Chingford with a chimney sweep with testicular cancer who only ever has relationships with women with serious mental health issues.

Starring Sandy Toksvig.
(I helped save b3ta! Darryn.R, Mon 8 Jul 2002, 11:17, archived)
# if you could pull that off
i'd watch... write to the bbc now!
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# please don't use the phrase "pull off"
in the context of Sandy Toksvig. I feel quite ill, now.
(I helped save b3ta! SpunkyBackpack, Mon 8 Jul 2002, 12:46, archived)
# prompting spazz...
(I helped save b3ta! SpunkyBackpack, Mon 8 Jul 2002, 12:01, archived)
# i remember
watching the first episode.

oh-how-i-laughed!
(I helped save b3ta! aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Mon 8 Jul 2002, 11:15, archived)
# My Hero
Surely My Hero is designed to make you feel less pathetic when you reaslise you're not going out on Friday night. No matter how sad and lonely you are, you're a better human being than twat who dumps this bollox series on to the telly.
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Mon 8 Jul 2002, 15:28, archived)