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# ill hold you if you hold me
WRONG!
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 21:24, archived)
# *holds you wrong*
(I helped save b3ta! stevierar, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 21:24, archived)
# *drops you on your head*
(I helped save b3ta! stevierar, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 21:25, archived)
# fact: i was dropped on my head, on a road, as a baby
and had to go to hospital because of it
(I helped save b3ta! stevierar, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 21:25, archived)
# i fell down the stairs
in a babywalker.
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 21:26, archived)
# hahaha,
hooray for baby injurys!
(I helped save b3ta! stevierar, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 21:27, archived)
# i emerged
unhurt! i beat those stairs!
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 21:28, archived)
# i lent on a fire.
and was rushed to hospital.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 21:31, archived)
# I ran into a radiator
edge on.


Split head open, blood everywhere.
(Fellmeister, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 21:32, archived)
# i posted you
the brochure by the way :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 21:27, archived)
# ooooh ta
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 21:28, archived)
# and I didn't even have to fold it
or go to the post office. Result!
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 21:29, archived)
# victory!
(you did still take it to a postbox, though?)
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 21:30, archived)
# yes!
But i was driving and so made my dad get out the car. Quite an effortless venture, if I do say so myself. Although I made you a pretty picture.
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 21:32, archived)
# hahaha
im actually lol
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 21:28, archived)
# what?
i can still spell things properly.
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 21:30, archived)
# i was bit on the arse by a jack russel as a baby*
*100% fact
(DeviousMiscreant, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 21:29, archived)
# And it's not affected you a bit.
(goat thinks you're shit, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 21:26, archived)
# the silence
says it all, really...
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 21:26, archived)
# So was I
But my sister dropped me on the coffee table. I can never walk in a straight line to this day.

that last bit was a joke
(~Sunny~, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 21:27, archived)
# I bent
my wookie
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 21:32, archived)
# now
THAT sounds painful
(I helped save b3ta! Lynxkitten, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 21:34, archived)
# miss hoover?
i glued my head to my shoulder
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 21:34, archived)
#
/raises eyebrow
(I helped save b3ta! splorp ®, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 21:25, archived)
# Sorry
my dinner's ready.

Byeeeee!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 21:27, archived)
# ta ra
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 21:28, archived)