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# Reading your profile,
I could give you some 'alternatives' :0)
(Waisted Fred I say who Sir, you Sir?, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 8:51, archived)
# "alternatives"?
you've lost me there. I need someone to explain. I'm not properly awake yet.
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 8:52, archived)
# And me,
alternatives to what?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 8:52, archived)
# AND ME
Alternatives to what exactly?
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 8:55, archived)
# alternatives
to my teddy-bear, I think.
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 8:58, archived)
# D-I-L-D-O
D-I-L-D-O

D-I-L-D-O

And Dildo was his name-o

Or am I being too childish? :)
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 9:04, archived)
# possibly.
to be honest, I don't think I've ever woken up looking at a dildo.
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 9:08, archived)
# There are so many
jokes to be made here...but I shall refrain from making them.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 9:11, archived)
# yes
I was tempted to say something about a certain person but I refrained. We must be nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 9:15, archived)
# We are nice,
I could give you some alternatives.

*shy smile, waggly eyebrows, cheeky wink*
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 9:21, archived)
# 21, single, hormonal
it says,

I was wondering what types of images you normally wake up to ?!?
(Waisted Fred I say who Sir, you Sir?, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 8:54, archived)
# Well,
I'm still confused.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 8:55, archived)
# I think
he's trying to chat her up in a "shy 14 year old boy" kind of way.
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 8:58, archived)
# It's 8.46am
that's too early for any brian...OR BRAIN FOR THAT MATTER! to be working at that rate...stop confusing us:)
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 8:57, archived)
# ah, I see
you're attempting to come on to me.

That doesn't work for at least another half-hour. Unless you are Simon Pegg.
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 8:57, archived)
# It was
a pretty poor attempt at that.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 8:58, archived)
# Kids these days eh?!

*tuts*
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 9:00, archived)
# Yes,
they do need Tutorials.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 9:08, archived)
# maybe
www.tutorialsforkidstolearnhowtoimpressandnotconfusewomenat8inthemorning.com could be a start!
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 9:10, archived)