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# hahaha
'sunshine elephant in disguise!'

If he/she was then it would be smothered in cack poetry.
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 9:46, archived)
# and crude sexual references
(I helped save b3ta! Uncle Joe, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 9:46, archived)
# she
my names Emily - im 16
(Emzickle, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 9:47, archived)
# hi! nice to meet you!
you'll enjoy it here. B3ta chicks are officially HOT.
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 9:49, archived)
# Really?
Oh God, we're gonna get investigated by the Daily Mail...

;-)
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 9:49, archived)
# stop trying to groom me
you're doing it all wrong!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 9:50, archived)
# Shut it
& get back under the stairs!
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 9:55, archived)
# groom
groom groom groom
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 9:50, archived)
# Groom, groom,
Simon Groom
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 9:51, archived)
# With a broom
in my bedroom
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 9:52, archived)
# He won't leave soon,
not till noon,
Groom, groom,
Simon Groom.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 9:54, archived)
# Straight from the womb
womb, womb
To the internet chat room
room room.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 9:56, archived)
# Reeeally?

*twiddles mustachio*

I'm sorry, welcome to B3ta, pull up a Marmot, put your feet on a Yak and make yourself at home.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 9:50, archived)
# you really should
let your Marmots and your Yak out of your home once in a while... they need to see the sky
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 9:52, archived)
# NEVER!

A HA HA HA

I AM THE BEASTMASTER!
I AM THE BEASTMASTER!!
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 9:53, archived)
# okay
furry muff
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 9:55, archived)
# I CONTROL
ALL ANIMALS USING FINGER MAGIC!!

A HA HA HA

FINGER MAGIC!!

EVEN NOW AN ARMY OF ANGRY CHICKENS ARE HEADING TO YOUR HOUSE!!!!!


and you can't run
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 9:58, archived)
# then you have been fool-ed BEASTMASTER
your chickens are no match for my chicken pacifying plastic ring, they will come under my control and will bring about your downfall....

mmmwwwwhhaaa haaa haaa haaa
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:02, archived)
# here you go then


hahaha told you so
(Emzickle, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:04, archived)
# oh my
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:10, archived)
# I'll just stand here
with my yak
(Emzickle, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:15, archived)
# DANGER! DANGER!
IMMINENT GROOMING!
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 9:50, archived)
# MY KEYBOARD SMELLS OF HAMMERS!
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 9:51, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mornington Crescent Come the Envolution ..., Tue 2 Sep 2003, 9:55, archived)
# Welcome
watch out for the b3ta boys, I'll wager they'll be all over you like a rash.
edit: see?
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 9:51, archived)
# groom
groom groom groom
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 9:52, archived)
# I don't brush my hair
I'm groom-proof
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 9:54, archived)
# No you're not
little girl...will you be my friend...I have cheese, all the cheese in the world.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 9:57, archived)
# ooohh..... cheese....
Is there jam?
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:02, archived)
# Refer
to above post...
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 9:54, archived)