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# He's got very well trimmed fingernails, Mr Goatse.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:53, archived)
# had
he's dead now (allegedly)
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:54, archived)
# So is Ken Dodd's Dad.
(I always get this gag wrong).
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:55, archived)
# Like...
Stella McCartney's Dad's Dog's Dead?
(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:57, archived)
# That's
a shame.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:57, archived)
# Ken Dodd's dad's dog
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:57, archived)
# did 'e?
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:58, archived)
# No, Doddy.
Hahahahahahahahaha.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:59, archived)
# I've always
wanted to be your straight man.
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Wed 3 Sep 2003, 17:01, archived)
# I'd rather
you were my gay man. GAY MAN.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 17:04, archived)
# did all his innards fall out
when he went to the toilet or something?
(I helped save b3ta! DoctorGonzo should be more drunk, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:57, archived)
# if he didn't
it would only increase the pain
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:54, archived)
# i might be painful
if he didn't
(I helped save b3ta! stevierar, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:54, archived)
# Might you?
Is there something youd like to share with us? In a metaphorical sense, that is.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:58, archived)
# he needs to have...
otherwise he'd tear his bottom hole to shreds!
(I helped save b3ta! DoctorGonzo should be more drunk, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:55, archived)
# wouldn't want to
scratch his anal tract
(I helped save b3ta! Red wine and cheese., Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:56, archived)