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# yaaarrrrrggggggg, sorry to tw but, arggggg
about ten minutes ago, I thought I saw someone walk past my door (shadow cast underneif it), anyway, being the paranoid fuck that I am, I opened my door and glared at my imaginary intruders. Well, I just made myself a drink, come back upstairs, and there's a Cult of Jim sticker on my telly, I know I didn't put it there, and I swear it wans't there when I went to bed.

argggg!
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 10:36, archived)
# hahaha
what terrible burglars
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 10:37, archived)
# thread jack
made a quick and dirty car driving thing in flash
clicky

your dilemma: dna test the sticker and stab the owner
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 10:42, archived)
# ooh!
that's very clever
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 10:44, archived)
# acceleration is easy to do
its coded to multiply the speed.

the car's off google, and (admittedly) so is a bit of the code, but the code was originally for a driving thing via a mouse
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 10:45, archived)
# i keep losing my car off screen
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 10:45, archived)
# haven't learnt collision detection yet
so just f5 for magic reappearing car
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 10:47, archived)
# my knowledge of actionscript is pretty much
limited to geturl and gotoandplay, so i'm still impressed!
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 10:46, archived)
# i might give out the .fla sometime tonight
once I've stopped playing with it myself
;)
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 10:52, archived)
# That,
reminds me of this,

www.arseiam.com/fx/40.htm

In fact, the whole site is woo,
www.arsejam.com,
This is good n'all.

www.arseiam.com/fx/55.htm
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 10:46, archived)
# : )
i wanted Dutchbird to know that I am listening to LBC on the radio in the office (not by choice, it's that wanker Nick Ferarri...) they have a Jam Line!!!
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 10:53, archived)
# Why are you
telling me?
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 10:56, archived)
# because you are here!
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 11:02, archived)
# Fair do's.
Morning anyway.
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 11:03, archived)
# morning : )
(edit) ooooh ooooh.. the reason i am so tired this morning is that i was up late last night... a friend plays on an internet radio show.. interFACE... I went round last night to join in the fun... they played The Hustle twice last night... :)
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 11:19, archived)
# ooh
I have a similar idea for a radio programme.
It's the Maths & Jam hour.
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 11:23, archived)
# Cool
now make space bar = brake :)
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 10:59, archived)
# you can use down arrow as a brake+reverse
/pedant
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 11:05, archived)
# It wasn't a polar bear was it?
They're getting further south every year.
And they're notorious.

**shameless pearoast**
do not panic Steve! you do not have Snowman art. Or do you...?
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 10:53, archived)
# i've learnt to look at usernames!
hello kenneth! and possibly, i'm hearing bangs from downstairs now, i hate this house
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 10:55, archived)
# Erk!
Hello Steve!

Could you create a remote control surveillence device using something with wheels, something like a camera and parts of a soft toy to check downstairs?
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 11:00, archived)
# But a VERY
woosome one!

Made me laugh out loud it did!
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 10:55, archived)