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# Not at all.
You're the one who keeps fucking up the biscuits.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:22, archived)
# ?
Is that a euphemism?
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:23, archived)
# Dunno, you tell me.
One of my flatmates once baked me flapjacks in an effort to seduce me.



It worked.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:25, archived)
# Cor
I've never 'ad me flapjacks baked.

But I reckon it would work.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:26, archived)
# sounds painful
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:27, archived)
# Took me months to get the oats out.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:27, archived)
# ha!
Would it've worked just as well if they'd given you a bowl of dogfood and a slap, I wonder..?
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:27, archived)
# Are you making me an offer I can't refuse?
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:28, archived)
# that would be any offer made to you?
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:31, archived)
# you can't refuse
any offers!
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:31, archived)
# I can't refuse any otters.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:33, archived)
# they're very well trained.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:34, archived)
# Just like my gays.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:39, archived)
# pffft!
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:23, archived)
# ha ha ha
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:24, archived)
# if i gave you
a bicuit i hope you would choke on it! ;)
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:27, archived)
# Yeah, right.
You'd have to unstick them from the tray first, you baking-retard.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:34, archived)