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# sniffle :(
the biscuits im making are all going wrong
they keep growing to big,and then stick to the tray, but they do taste rather nice
(peska, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:19, archived)
# What are we?
Your biscuit bitches?
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:19, archived)
# having
a bad day are we?
(peska, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:20, archived)
# Not at all.
You're the one who keeps fucking up the biscuits.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:22, archived)
# ?
Is that a euphemism?
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:23, archived)
# Dunno, you tell me.
One of my flatmates once baked me flapjacks in an effort to seduce me.



It worked.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:25, archived)
# Cor
I've never 'ad me flapjacks baked.

But I reckon it would work.
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:26, archived)
# sounds painful
(I helped save b3ta! thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:27, archived)
# Took me months to get the oats out.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:27, archived)
# ha!
Would it've worked just as well if they'd given you a bowl of dogfood and a slap, I wonder..?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:27, archived)
# Are you making me an offer I can't refuse?
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:28, archived)
# that would be any offer made to you?
(martian, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:31, archived)
# you can't refuse
any offers!
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:31, archived)
# I can't refuse any otters.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:33, archived)
# they're very well trained.
(martian, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:34, archived)
# Just like my gays.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:39, archived)
# pffft!
(martian, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:23, archived)
# ha ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:24, archived)
# if i gave you
a bicuit i hope you would choke on it! ;)
(peska, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:27, archived)
# Yeah, right.
You'd have to unstick them from the tray first, you baking-retard.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:34, archived)
# That's a good day
for Baz!
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:22, archived)
# hahaha
You obviously don't know who you're talking to ...
(I helped save b3ta! oCo, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:23, archived)
# re the radio show
'lofty' was from 'it ain't half hot mum'.

100% FACT
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:20, archived)
# lofty
was off bob the builder
(Ludwig van B3ta-hoven i'm tired of this room & every1 in it., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:22, archived)
# Yes
I agree.
(I helped save b3ta! C-Bean on, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:22, archived)
# I thought he was
dead?
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:22, archived)
# Recently
deceased.
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:23, archived)
# Lofty was
Gunner Sugden, played by Don Estelle.
He did Whispering Grass which got to number one.

(The B side was 'I should have known')
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:23, archived)
# Eastenders
surely
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:24, archived)
# have you tried greaseproof paper
or you could put the mixture into metal biscuit cutter rings to stop it spreading
A* in Home Economics
(I helped save b3ta! Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:20, archived)
# na
last time i did that it all so stuck to the biscuits adding a chewy paper texture
(peska, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:23, archived)
# Try greasing the tray then flouring it
(I watch Jamie's Kitchen)
(rachboc, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:28, archived)
# Bless
you've kept your name
(Mattyboy, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:31, archived)
# fuck off
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:22, archived)
#
I was on "Howards Way" once!
(Tabilda Been away a LONG time *grovels*, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:22, archived)
# well,
i wasn't
(I helped save b3ta! ilovemy5dollarhorse All things considered, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:25, archived)
# Use a heavier fat -
and a bit less sugar.
Try cooking them on the low shelf and put them on the top shelf for the last 5mins.
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:22, archived)
# Main problem
is your chouce of baked good

you big fool
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:22, archived)
# ?
eh?
(peska, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:25, archived)
# Flour and butter
on the tray before baking
(DMQOB, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:23, archived)
# Oooh
do you watch Jamies Kitchen too?
(rachboc, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:35, archived)