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# The Complete Works of Shakespeare (With Hedgehogs) Part 1
Alas, poor Yorick! I knew him, Horatio

First Post in ages and my first non-paintmash
(HIIHIIH, Tue 9 Sep 2003, 11:34, archived)
# aaaaaaaaahhhh
so cute
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Tue 9 Sep 2003, 11:35, archived)
# Yet unsurprisingly
spikey..
(I helped save b3ta! Dogtanian, Tue 9 Sep 2003, 11:36, archived)
# HP's Handy Hints #38:
Never attempt to sodomize a hedgehog.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Tue 9 Sep 2003, 11:37, archived)
# never enter
an arse kicking contest with a porkupine..
(I helped save b3ta! Darkedge, Tue 9 Sep 2003, 11:37, archived)
# well
yes, I thought taht would be obvious unless you get a kick out of lots of small pricks...
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Tue 9 Sep 2003, 11:38, archived)
# Hmm.
Are you aware that the hedgehog can never be buggered at all?

/random discworld quote
(I helped save b3ta! sunny_jimbob, Tue 9 Sep 2003, 11:39, archived)
# Not
all that random really...
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Tue 9 Sep 2003, 11:42, archived)
# well
no, but random is such a lovely word, don't you think?
(I helped save b3ta! sunny_jimbob, Tue 9 Sep 2003, 11:43, archived)
# No.
It's really fucking annoying when people use it all the time, for no apparent reason.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Tue 9 Sep 2003, 11:48, archived)
# You mean
using "random" in, like, really random ways?
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Tue 9 Sep 2003, 11:50, archived)
# Indeed.
Dais.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Tue 9 Sep 2003, 11:49, archived)
#
www.co.uk.lspace.org/books/apf/song.html
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Tue 9 Sep 2003, 11:42, archived)
# i was.
(afper)
(wetflame, Tue 9 Sep 2003, 11:42, archived)
# ahah!
excellent. i tried to be once, but gave up due to a cacky connection.
(I helped save b3ta! sunny_jimbob, Tue 9 Sep 2003, 11:44, archived)
# Culture?
At this time on a Tuesday?

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Tue 9 Sep 2003, 11:36, archived)
# excellent
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Tue 9 Sep 2003, 11:37, archived)
# As Elvis once said
You ain't nothing but a Hedgehog,
Foraging all the time,
You ain't nothing but a Hedgehog,
Foraging all the time,
You ain't never pricked a predator,
You ain't no Porcupine.

or something like that.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Tue 9 Sep 2003, 11:46, archived)
# Yarrrgh!
Hedgehogs rock!
(I helped save b3ta! Vermin, Tue 9 Sep 2003, 11:55, archived)