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[challenge entry]
just thought i'd piss about a bit. ah wee ive had my fun


From the Euphemisms challenge. See all 381 entries (closed)

(, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 10:13, archived)
# its a bloke on a moped
with 500 wing mirrors and stuff
(, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 10:17, archived)
# I went out last night
and took a small plastic elephant.
he sat on the bar when i went to get a drink and people looked at me funny.
he wasn't even wearing pants.
(, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 10:29, archived)
# mif
i work in a fabric where they produce instant sport drinks, all I have to do is mix powders.

Last time I went home from work, I had white powder below my nose and it bleeded as well, from sniffing all those powders.

I've got some odd gazes too
(, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 10:31, archived)
# sargant told me all,
he said you were thinking of me, and named in sunshine, and cradled it in your hair
(, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 10:32, archived)
# oh my
the evil b3ta boardhack to get all characters of the board into a certain font has been fixed :[
(, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 10:34, archived)
# this?


--

yes it has. cal fixed it about a week ago i think, presuming he did the test straight after.
(, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 10:36, archived)
# =x
that indeed

i once found that hack but then weebl got mad at me :(

cal sucks! :x
(, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 10:37, archived)
# hahaha
you can see archived pages while i've spazzed, of parts when it's happened. whole chunks in italic and bold, quite visually disturbing. :)
(, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 10:39, archived)
# *sigh*
I miss the days of yelling

TAGS!!!!
(, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 10:42, archived)
# isn't that tags?
(, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 10:43, archived)
# no thanks
i've just eaten breakfast
(, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 10:43, archived)
# TAAAAAAAAGS FS81!
+:x

hellew by the way
(, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 10:44, archived)
# hellooooooooooooo
(, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 10:45, archived)
# TAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!
there used to be animations and everything.
(, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 10:45, archived)
# where
did the times flee?
(, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 10:47, archived)
# I think...
...scrolling marquee text should be aloowed on the board.

Just imagine how nice it would look if we all used t.
(, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 10:47, archived)
# extremely
!

i'm off to make a php board which allows scrolling marquee text

't is cool to have a scrolling marquee text within another and another and..=)
(, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 10:50, archived)
# don't forget
having pictures scrolling in the marquees too... cheap animation!
(, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 10:54, archived)
# and
iframes and java applets
(, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 10:55, archived)
# well,
sargant put it in my hair and it got stuck there, and i needed help getting it out because the tusks got caught up in a knot.
(, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 10:40, archived)
# let this barbershop quartet woo yay
bring colour to this thread
(, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 10:17, archived)
#
the controllers

that keep this site under raps. last time i had a message with the approve function in they deleted it so watch out.

--(I helped save b3ta! The Sunshine Elephant Pif Paf Poof, Sat 13 Sep, 10:17,
Reply)
(, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 10:20, archived)
# well done on
viewing source,

though copying and pasting source code, isn't too much code diving
(, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 10:20, archived)
# that's
very clever
(, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 10:20, archived)
# KNOB
OFF
(, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 10:21, archived)
# truly...
...you are a l337 h4xx0r
(, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 10:21, archived)
# :x
h4x0rm00f
(, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 10:22, archived)
# please dont bother
doing anything, at all. unless its photoshopping. we're not going to praise you for being a haxor gimp.
(, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 10:26, archived)
# umm
what did he do anyway? lol XD

i know there's this little thing in his profile but.. *shrug* i'm lost

i'll just stick to eating my matchmakers XD
(, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 10:34, archived)
# god knows
what hes doing. all i know is that it isnt helpful.
(, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 10:35, archived)
# it r t3h
spammagez0rs

(, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 10:38, archived)
# l33t
w33rd0
(, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 10:39, archived)
# and whats that in english?
(, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 10:41, archived)
# tis' the spam,
my dear sir.

btw congrats on 1000 posts :)
(, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 10:46, archived)
# he's just viewing source and nicking bits and bobs around
nothing special
(, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 10:37, archived)
# plus de couleurs

oui oui
(, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 10:27, archived)
# ooh
that am lovely... but the . at the start of the filename causes troubles when you try and rip it off save it for later enjoyment
(, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 10:31, archived)
# i have it non woo yayed too
the dot is my friend
(, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 10:33, archived)
# if anyone wants it
I have managed to rip it off =)
(, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 10:36, archived)
# so've I
it just means having to use the keyboard for a second or two
(, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 10:38, archived)
# affirmative
:x
(, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 10:39, archived)
# He looks a bit like you!
:)
(, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 10:38, archived)
# 29 days till what?
(, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 10:44, archived)
# AMSTERDAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yay for time off work and other such timewasting activities!

Hello btw - how are you and the family?
(, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 10:48, archived)
# on fine form
here's tbc in case you missed it yesterday

(, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 10:51, archived)
# Awwww
:)
(, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 10:53, archived)
# whata hell was that?
(, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 10:18, archived)